NFL's drunkest fans

[StarOfGlory]

Add in the possibility that most of them didn't drink as much because they were on drugs.

Quick trip to Kensington for the meth and heroin allotment.

 

[SteveTheCowboy]

Oh boy! 5%.

Also, are you still in high school?

What makes you think he's 17?

 

[blueblood70]

its getting crazy everywhere - i havent paid to go to a game myself in years but have gone to a few with work and thank goodness its been covered in cost or it would have been silly.

Took a group of 50 to a chicago cubs event - rooftop with a private lounge, all you can eat and drink (beer) a couple weeks ago - nothing extravagent but it was almost 13000 for the event - 250 bucks a person and that was to be on a rooftop outside the staidum looking in....

yeah that's a steal, 250 bucks each? all you can eat and drink while watching a game from a cool location?? I would do that.

 

[Pass2Run]

Cowboys will never rise in the rankings until y'all start drinking actual beer. 4.2% beers (Shiner, Bud Light, Coors Light) -- those are not actual beers. Anything with some flavor runs 6% or higher. I, personally, don't want anything less than a 7.2%

I may drink thrice a year, if at all. But if I do, I drink IPAs

 

[jgboys1]

I figured between Jerry's press conferences and Dak's QB play are numbers would be higher.

 

[TexasBoys2288]

That eagles number cannot be correct. Add about .30 to that.

The Eagles fans include drugs. 70% alcohol - 30% heroin.

 

[lukemartin79]

I figured between Jerry's press conferences and Dak's QB play are numbers would be higher.

LOL, right on. Those 2 could have the Pope chugging beers and cursing up a blue streak and throwing stuff at the tv in anger

 

[lukemartin79]

And this is based off of what?

I guess AA is now doing polls on NFL fans, lol. How the hell do you measure this in the first place? Do you count how many get arrested for being intoxicated? How many have to be drug out of the stadium passed out? Who knows, lol

 

[TexasHillbilly]

Not sure anybody has said this, but the stats show we Texans need to consume more alcohol.

 

[lukemartin79]

The Eagles fans include drugs. 70% alcohol - 30% heroin.

LOL, that actually would explain a lot. Didn't they once throw batteries or something at Santa?
I thought maybe it was just something in the water up there that makes them like that. But I like your explanation better.

 

[AbeBeta]

I may drink thrice a year, if at all. But if I do, I drink IPAs

That surprises me -- I was expecting something closer to two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of ether, and two dozen amyls.

 

[lukemartin79]

yeah that's a steal, 250 bucks each? all you can eat and drink while watching a game from a cool location?? I would do that.

Of course YOU would, YOU aren't very bright, YOU will buy anything anybody tries sells YOU. YOU would pay Jerry $500 to go to a game. YOU are a SHEEP. Hey buddy, got a bridge for sale, LOL

 

[jaybird]

Surely we can do better than this

Iv been to a few Comman

 

[Whirlwin]

And this is based off of what?

I would guess sales

 

[lukemartin79]

Collectively, we do have the dumbest fans. That counts for something.

Counts a lot for Jerry. He's laughing all the way to the bank because of them, lol

 

[LonnieElam]

The first game I went to at The Deathstar was Monday night in 2009 against the Panthers. I got so drunk I don't remember much. Apparently I was passed out in my seat, occasionally waking up to yell, "Romooooo!" Then, I puked on the lady in front of me. My buddy had to drag me up the stairs at halftime to leave. Luckily, we parked at the apartments by WalMart. The cops wanted me to go with them, which apparently I agreed was a good idea. My friend threw me in the back of his truck amd took me home. It took like 3 months to be able to laugh about it - I was so embarrassed.

 

[Verdict]

That eagles number cannot be correct. Add about .30 to that.

I would guesstimate that the Eagles would be #1 and Commanders #2.

 

[Chasing6]

Surely we can do better than this

Surely we can do better than this

I would assume size of the stadium and attendance has something to do with it.

 

[dupree89]

i thought the bills would be higher (or drunker)

 

[Whyjerry]

The Eagles fans are the worst. Definitely the drunkest. There is no way this is accurate. Their drunkenness is compounded by a lower starting IQ.