NFL's drunkest fans

[KingCorcoran]

LOL, that actually would explain a lot. Didn't they once throw batteries or something at Santa?
I thought maybe it was just something in the water up there that makes them like that. But I like your explanation better.

It was chunks of ice. Eagles fans are less tolerant of constantly losing than their more civilized Cowboys counterparts.

 

[Pass2Run]

That surprises me -- I was expecting something closer to two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of ether, and two dozen amyls.

You got the two bags of grass right. Alfalfa, that is.

I'm not Hunter S tho lol

 

[Chasing6]

The Eagles fans are the worst. Definitely the drunkest. There is no way this is accurate. Their drunkenness is compounded by a lower starting IQ.

Eagles fans get drunk before the game to save money.

 

[KingCorcoran]

Eagles fans get drunk before the game to save money.

Eagles fans think showing disdain for a poorly thought out halftime show would send a message to the team’s owner. It was over 50 years ago. To this day Cowboys fans think if they just buy enough logo key chains the team will be good.

There is inebriated and there is stupid.

 

[Whyjerry]

Eagles fans get drunk before the game to save money.

They get drunk after the game to forget where they live.

 

[GMO415]

Surely we can do better than this

wait one moment

 

[GMO415]

Bottoms up!!!!!!!!!

You ask, you shall receive.

 

[Chasing6]

They get drunk after the game to forget where they live.