Nick name for Parsons

[StarLord]

King of the Jungle

 

[Dallasfann]

I'm not sure I'm more jealous that Zach Wilson got to hang out with him all day..so lucky.

 

[ICP]

Lol 'Godzilla'

 

[Cowboys5217]

 

[Cydios]

I know what the opposing qbs call him "he's right there!"

 

[Cowboys4FL2022]

The “Lionator”

 

[plymkr]

Ladies and gentlemen, we’re ignoring the most obvious one….

Hottest Boy

 

[BleedSilverandBlue]

The Juggernaut

 

[SlammedZero]

I thought he was already deemed "The Lion"? I see memes and fan made pictures all over the internet incorporating him with a Lion.

Is that what his sack crawl move is about? Stalking like a Lion?

 

[BleedSilverandBlue]

Ladies and gentlemen, we’re ignoring the most obvious one….

Hottest Boy

Yeah officer, this post right here.

This actually made me laugh out loud.

 

[Kwyn]

I thought he was already deemed "The Lion"? I see memes and fan made pictures all over the internet incorporating him with a Lion.

Is that what his sack crawl move is about? Stalking like a Lion?

Yes. That’s what he is. It’s the nick he has adopted. All the rest of this is just fan fiction

 

[SlammedZero]

Yes. That’s what he is. It’s the nick he has adopted. All the rest of this is just fan fiction

I figured maybe it was a nickname he has already embraced. *shrug*

 

[offlimits]

I'm going with "The Farmer"
He plants people.

How about MVP?

 

[J12B]

I'm going with "The Farmer"
He plants people.

Honestly that's a terrible nickname lol

 

[WhizKid]

for the LOLs...

Sacksosaurus
Sacksy Lion
The Blind Side
Holy Parson
Thanos (because he's inevitable)
SackX (bcuz social media)
SackTok
Sacks Man
Steamroller
Judge Doom's Death - OR- Valiant
Voldemort
The Juggernaut
Sack It Good
Wolverine (because it would be funny to watch Micah go onto become an all-timer and take the name away from Brian Dawkins. The Eagle fan whining would be like music to my ears)
Coily (QBert's worst enemy)

You're welcome goodnight.

 

[TwoDeep3]

The Professor of Doom, and his Doomsday Machine

 

[Hawkeye19]

“Mr Cheerios”

Cuz he’s always pissing in his opponent’s bowl

 

[diamonddelts]

The babymaker

 

[reddyuta]

His game is more than sacks.for 2 weeks in a row he chased after the QBs so fast that both QBs proceeded to throw picks.

 

[SFloridaCowboy]

The Apocalypse​