Nickname for our efense?

[Stash]

Rather than go the negative route of hollering about our pathetic defense, I've decided to do something more fun and come up with nicknames based on their performance:

This once-proud franchise once had the Doomsday defense, now they have the "It's your lucky day" defense!

 

[PA Cowboy Fan]

The Doomed Defense.

 

[Stash]

What about The Shower Curtain defense? Where the scoring rains and pours?

 

[SDCowboy]

Crapday garbage-fest.

 

[Sb or Bust]

Career Day Defense

 

[maxdallasfan]

The "Every QB is going to Canton Defense"

 

[Stash]

How about The Tackling Dummies?