NickName for Witten

[rojan]

We got a lot of great Nick Names for our great players but we are missing one for Jason Witten.

I was think something like Pickle Juice Jason but I'm sure there are better ones out there.

 

[Aikbach]

You could call him Chester to Romo's Marshall Dylan.

Actually how about just flat out "Gun Smoke" since once the pass is fired he's the evidence remaining down field.

 

[Nav22]

Anything but "J-Wit", please.

Words can't describe how much I hate the "first name's initial, last name's first syllable" nicknames. Nauseatingly played out and unoriginal.

 

[JBell]

How bout Jason Whitten?

People like to say that a lot.

 

[Yeagermeister]

Big Country

 

[FLcowboy]

We got a lot of great Nick Names for our great players but we are missing one for Jason Witten.

I was think something like Pickle Juice Jason but I'm sure there are better ones out there.

Try sitting in the stands and yelling out "Way to go Pickle Juice" and see what kind of reaction you get.

 

[Rack]

Well since he's broken his jaw twice (I think it was twice), how about...


Jawbone.

 

[sago1]

I think I've heard Romo refer to Jason Witten as just "Wit".

 

[ABQCOWBOY]

Anything but "J-Wit", please.

Words can't describe how much I hate the "first name's initial, last name's first syllable" nicknames. Nauseatingly played out and unoriginal.

Hated it the first time I heard it. I would vote for "Steaming Pile of Crap" before J-Wit.

 

[ABQCOWBOY]

JW.

Not J-Dub, just plain old JW.

 

[Yeagermeister]

Hated it the first time I heard it. I would vote for "Steaming Pile of Crap" before J-Wit.

But that's your nickname

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

You could call him Chester to Romo's Marshall Dylan.

Actually how about just flat out "Gun Smoke" since once the pass is fired he's the evidence remaining down field.

Always liked Festus better on Gunsmoke.

But I guess chester is better than calling him Miss Kitty or Doc.:laugh2:

 

[ABQCOWBOY]

But that's your nickname

Your from Mississippi. You got no room for this.

:laugh2:

 

[ABQCOWBOY]

Always liked Festus better on Gunsmoke.

But I guess chester is better than calling him Miss Kitty or Doc.:laugh2:

I'm going with Dirty Sally.

 

[Yeagermeister]

Your from Mississippi. You got no room for this.

:laugh2:

Better than being from Utah

 

[Yeagermeister]

I'm going with Dirty Sally.

Too Doc's for a shot

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

I'm going with Dirty Sally.

I can't approve of that one.

If I hear the word Dirty in front of a womans name it just makes me feel naughty. I don't want Jason making me feel naughty.

Winicki or Juke maybe, not Jason.:laugh2:

 

[ABQCOWBOY]

Better than being from Utah

How could you know this? You know, like I know, that they don't let people from Mississippi out of Mississippi.

 

[Yeagermeister]

How could you know this? You know, like I know, that they don't let people from Mississippi out of Mississippi.

They can't stop me

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

They can't stop me

You just can't keep a good man down.:laugh2: