Nightmare dinner party
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Rosie O'Donnell and Dr.Phil in no particular order. I'd think if I was invited to one of their dinner parties, I'd have to think long and hard about going.Chief said:
Everybody else I can deal with, for the most part.
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Chief said:
John Kerry - traitor and I'd hate for a piece of Uncle Ben's rice to attack him - I'm fresh out of purple hearts
Rosie O'Donnell - can't stand the queen of nice
Gilbert Gottfried - his voice annoys me
Michael Moore - everything about him annoys me. Besides the fact that he would eat everything and I'd starve to death and he'd make money off my death too
Hillary Clinton - weak woman - I don't hang around weak women
Jane Fonda - traitor - along with the fact that I'm a disabled Vietnam vets widow.... I'd go to jail for just thinking of what I'd do to her at a dinner party
Mike Farrell (M.A.S.H now P.E.T.A.) - I'd have to eat a steak in front of him
O.J. Simpson - no murderers allowed on my property unless their target is Michael Moore
Ed Kennedy - would hate for him to try to be a designated driver and get one of my other guest killed while crossing a bridge drunk - unless it was one of the traitors... Besides, he wouldn't leave any alcohol for anyone else
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1) Jeffrey Dahmer. Who know's what he's cooking?
2) Dr. Phil. I like good healthy debate on any subject. But his loud, condescending voice would get him kicked off of my table.
3) John Wiley Price. If you live in Dallas, or have recently, you know why.
4) Laura Miller. See 3.
5) Rush Limbaugh. Nuff said.
6) Al Franken. See 5.
2) Dr. Phil. I like good healthy debate on any subject. But his loud, condescending voice would get him kicked off of my table.
3) John Wiley Price. If you live in Dallas, or have recently, you know why.
4) Laura Miller. See 3.
5) Rush Limbaugh. Nuff said.
6) Al Franken. See 5.
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He can come, but he isn't allowed to use knives.
If nobody likes her, why is she popular? I wouldn't want her around either.
Ouch, pretty harsh treatment for a Vietnam vet.
Some others:
The Puff Daddy or P. Diddy or whatever he calls his no talent self these days.
W.
The Sunday Night ESPN crew.
Terrell Owens
Andy Reid - same as Micheal Moore - I want something to eat too.
Donald Trump
Simon Cowell
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junk said:
I'd want Donald Trump there... he'd kick in on the cost...
TO - I'd want him there for a money raising stunt... 100 bucks to knock him down on a star
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Joe Theisman -every time I see him I wanna punch his lights out.
David Schwimmer-I can't stand this guy.
Fantasia-I cannot stand her either .
Pat O'Brien-creepiest guy on the planet.
Buddy Ryan-he raises horses now or something....the perfect job for that horses-***.
David Schwimmer-I can't stand this guy.
Fantasia-I cannot stand her either .
Pat O'Brien-creepiest guy on the planet.
Buddy Ryan-he raises horses now or something....the perfect job for that horses-***.
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Robert Byrd
Jane Fonda
Michael Moore
Jacko
Fran Drescher (sp?)
Joe Theezman
Deion Sanders
Don King
Rush Limbaugh
Sean Hannity
Hillary Clinton
That should be enough lol
Jane Fonda
Michael Moore
Jacko
Fran Drescher (sp?)
Joe Theezman
Deion Sanders
Don King
Rush Limbaugh
Sean Hannity
Hillary Clinton
That should be enough lol
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Chief said:
Thanks....and although I never really watched friends or much of anything that shwimmer (sp?) has been in....seeing him in band of brothers was enough for me to not like him....but I guess in his favor is the idea that he played that role so well that it really got under peoples skin lol.
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Ashley Judd
Jennifer Aniston
Selma Blair
Jessica Alba
Kathy Bates
The nightmare is in the fact that Kathy Bates is the only one I'd have a chance with. :abuseme:
Jennifer Aniston
Selma Blair
Jessica Alba
Kathy Bates
The nightmare is in the fact that Kathy Bates is the only one I'd have a chance with. :abuseme:
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DANTHEMAN said:
I think you over estimate yourself.
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BrAinPaiNt said:I think you over estimate yourself.
Probably true, but Phyllis Diller was not available.
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DANTHEMAN said:
I have heard that joan rivers is still available...or how about someone that does not look too bad and apparently is willing to go the distance...paula abdul LOL.
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There is only one celeb I can't eat dinner with: Wacko Jacko.
I can listen to viewpoints I don't agree with and annoying voices, but just one second of looking at Wacko Jacko's grotesque, plastic surgery overkill, bleached, fake nose mug and all my dinner would quickly come out.
I hope they finish his trial soon. Everytime I check the news on the web or TV, there is a huge mugshot of him somewhere. I can't take it anymore! :gassy1:
I can listen to viewpoints I don't agree with and annoying voices, but just one second of looking at Wacko Jacko's grotesque, plastic surgery overkill, bleached, fake nose mug and all my dinner would quickly come out.
I hope they finish his trial soon. Everytime I check the news on the web or TV, there is a huge mugshot of him somewhere. I can't take it anymore! :gassy1: