Twitter: No Joseph Randle at Cowboys Kickoff Luncheon?

[BrAinPaiNt]

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   Jon Machota ‏@jonmachota 10m10 minutes ago
   Joseph Randle not at Cowboys kickoff luncheon
   
   
   
   
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   David Helman ‏@HelmanDC 10m10 minutes agoArlington, TX
   Cowboys just announced their roster player-by-player at the kickoff luncheon. No Joseph Randle.
   
   
   
3. mike fisher ‏@fishsports 6m6 minutes ago
   I don't see Joe Randle yet at #Cowboys Luncheon. Let the wild speculation begin!
   
   
   

 

[erod]

No clean underwear.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

Clarence Hill ‏@clarencehilljr 9s10 seconds ago
Per sources, Joseph Randle is not the kickoff luncheon because he had take care of something "at court"

 

[DallasEast]

Clarence Hill ‏@clarencehilljr 9s10 seconds ago
Per sources, Joseph Randle is not the kickoff luncheon because he had take care of something "at court"

Randle's pleading not guilty to not leaving too many yards on the field last season.

 

[LittleD]

Clarence Hill ‏@clarencehilljr 9s10 seconds ago
Per sources, Joseph Randle is not the kickoff luncheon because he had take care of something "at court"

Uh-Oh!!! I hope no more underwear pilfering has taken place. I think he has some legal consequences if he does
anything else. Yikes...

 

[elcowboi]

As long as he is not missing it because he just wants to then I'm okay with that.

 

[Plankton]

Like his experience at the store when taking underwear, he couldn't get past security to get in the luncheon.

Makes me question his ability to get the dirty yards.

 

[muck4doo]

Tweets Randle gets no meats? Meh. Maybe he's out shopping.

 

[AsthmaField]

You know how Randle hates to stand in lines...

 

[slick325]

You know how Randle hates to stand in lines...

That was funny...

 

[jazzcat22]

Trades rumors will start...lol....

 

[The Natural]

I'd be surprised if this wasn't a non-story

 

[Bungarian]

 

[TheSport78]

Something about Randle just makes me feel uneasy about the guy. Don't trust him.

 

[DallasEast]

IN THE DISTRICT COURT OF DALLAS COUNTY, TEXAS

HANESBRANDS INC.
JOCKEY INTERNATIONAL INC.
FRUIT OF THE LOOM INC.

Plaintiff

v.

JOSEPH RANDLE

Defendent

----------------------------------------

Maybe someone should just fix Joe a to go plate...

 

[Bungarian]

Something about Randle just makes me feel uneasy about the guy. Don't trust him.

You mean because he stole underwear then threw Dez under the bus.

 

[AsthmaField]

You mean because he stole underwear then threw Dez under the bus.

Well, there is that.

 

[remdak]

So Hardy, Gregory, and Randle not there. Could be some good jokes and/or rumors come out of that with the recent history of those guys.

 

[erod]

So Hardy, Gregory, and Randle not there. Could be some good jokes and/or rumors come out of that with the recent history of those guys.

Apparently there were agents from the Department of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms in attendance.

 

[visionary]

The only reasonable question is:

Who are we trading hardy and Gregory and Randle for?