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Welcome to the executive offices of the Dallas Cowboys: Genius New Strategy:

Do Nothing.

Don't add players- don't subtract players. Hire a coach or two to confer with the "Bobs", and let's bring the players in for assessment one by one.

"Boy, that Alan Ball has upper level management written all over him!"

"Oooooooohyeahhhhh....not sure I agree with thatttt."


:mad:
 
mmohican29;3866328 said:
Welcome to the executive offices of the Dallas Cowboys: Genius New Strategy:

Do Nothing.

Don't add players- don't subtract players. Hire a coach or two to confer with the "Bobs", and let's bring the players in for assessment one by one.

"Boy, that Alan Ball has upper level management written all over him!"

"Oooooooohyeahhhhh....not sure I agree with thatttt."


:mad:




:facepalm:
 
To be honest I do not think we have missed out on Jack squat this off season so far. Be patient and take the good withnthe bad. Great teams are not built through free agency......see the Commanders.....

Maybe the new D coord sees something is AOA or has another plan. The guys is a good coach.

Bring on the draft!
 
mmohican29;3866328 said:
Welcome to the executive offices of the Dallas Cowboys: Genius New Strategy:

Do Nothing.

Don't add players- don't subtract players. Hire a coach or two to confer with the "Bobs", and let's bring the players in for assessment one by one.

"Boy, that Alan Ball has upper level management written all over him!"

"Oooooooohyeahhhhh....not sure I agree with thatttt."


:mad:


Your comical skills are almost as lacking as your football awareness but neither of them is as dismal as your existence here.
 
Fill this out and send it in to Jerry.

http://i18.***BLOCKED***/albums/b133/BrAinPaiNt/butthurtform.jpg

Make sure you put a cover sheet on it...just in case you did not get the memo.
 
BrAinPaiNt;3866345 said:
Fill this out and send it in to Jerry.

http://i18.***BLOCKED***/albums/b133/BrAinPaiNt/butthurtform.jpg

Make sure you put a cover sheet on it...just in case you did not get the memo.

Sounds like someone has a case of the Mundays.
 
tupperware;3866357 said:
Sounds like someone has a case of the Mundays.

No.

No, man.

**** no, man. I believe you'd get your *** kicked sayin' something like that man.
 
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Me thinks OP should become a Commanders fan. If signing Free agent after free agent is what floats your boat you're on the wrong ship.
 
mmohican29;3866328 said:
Welcome to the executive offices of the Dallas Cowboys: Genius New Strategy:

Do Nothing.

Don't add players- don't subtract players. Hire a coach or two to confer with the "Bobs", and let's bring the players in for assessment one by one.

"Boy, that Alan Ball has upper level management written all over him!"

"Oooooooohyeahhhhh....not sure I agree with thatttt."


:mad:

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Hoofbite;3866359 said:
No.

No, man.

**** no, man. I believe you'd get your *** kicked sayin' something like that man.
Really wish they'd find a way to make a worthy 2nd to the first. I guess it's just one of those movies you can't really make a sequel to and when you do, it sucks so bad it taints the first.
 
mmohican29;3866328 said:
Welcome to the executive offices of the Dallas Cowboys: Genius New Strategy:

Do Nothing.

Don't add players- don't subtract players. Hire a coach or two to confer with the "Bobs", and let's bring the players in for assessment one by one.

"Boy, that Alan Ball has upper level management written all over him!"

"Oooooooohyeahhhhh....not sure I agree with thatttt."


:mad:
History lesson time at Cowboyszone.



Jeremy Shockey to the Panthers (1).

OJ Atogwe to the Commanders (2).

Kenneth Parrish to the Falcons (3).

Bob Sanders to the Chargers (4).

Marcus Stroud to the Patriots (5).


These are all of the FA signings so far that I know of. 32 teams in the NFL. Only 5 are doing things right? Or is it just one?

I think some people are too fond of pet cats.

27 teams in the NFL are waiting to see how the CBA shapes out. 5 teams have made fringe moves. There are over 500 Free Agents out there according to the NFL web sites.

Damn it is time for our fans to toughen up.
 
Good lord. You would think that by now that more people would friggen understand that ramifications of a salary cap. I guess somethings just can't be learned by some people.
 
BraveHeartFan;3866516 said:
Good lord. You would think that by now that more people would friggen understand that ramifications of a salary cap. I guess somethings just can't be learned by some people.

Cowboys "followers". Don't expect much.
 
mmohican29;3866328 said:
Welcome to the executive offices of the Dallas Cowboys: Genius New Strategy:

Do Nothing.

Don't add players- don't subtract players. Hire a coach or two to confer with the "Bobs", and let's bring the players in for assessment one by one.

"Boy, that Alan Ball has upper level management written all over him!"

"Oooooooohyeahhhhh....not sure I agree with thatttt."


:mad:

Wow, dude..........tell me this is a joke.


Wait for the new CBA before you jump off a bridge, its going to be ok. I promise.:)
 

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