Oh how I hate Dane Cook

[Bob Sacamano]

"I've chosen to assassinate myself"

seriously, I want to go Mark David Chapman on that *******

he is NOT funny

 

[ScipioCowboy]

How sad.

Dane Cook just called me and professed his undying love and adulation for you.

Dane will be devastated by your comments.

 

[theogt]

 

[Rampage]

 

[Achozen]

HAHA, I agree. Cook's new stand up was terrible.

Not to mention he did some bits that Carlin and Chappelle already did.

 

[trickblue]

"I've chosen to assassinate myself"

seriously, I want to go Mark David Chapman on that *******

he is NOT funny

He has never been funny, but I will throw him a bone in this respect. On a day he gets kicked in the nuts and expels an expletive, he is 100 times funnier than George Lopez has ever been... or ever will be...

 

[Achozen]

He has never been funny, but I will throw him a bone in this respect. On a day he gets kicked in the nuts and expels an expletive, he is 100 times funnier than George Lopez has ever been... or ever will be...

Defiantly not.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

HAHA, I agree. Cook's new stand up was terrible.

Not to mention he did some bits that Carlin and Chappelle already did.

He has never been funny, but I will throw him a bone in this respect. On a day he gets kicked in the nuts and expels an expletive, he is 100 times funnier than George Lopez has ever been... or ever will be...

comedy has definitely gone down the toilet, I see the Comedy Central special comedians, and all they do is yell and say some messed up junk, like this one guy who is coming up, joking about telling his baby, "to ****ing get out of the highchair and make something", if she doesn't like the Kentucky grilled chicken

trick, you have to go back to Cheech Marin to find the last, funny Hispanic comedian, that's sad

 

[Dallas]

comedy has definitely gone down the toilet, I see the Comedy Central special comedians, and all they do is yell and say some messed up junk, like this one guy who is coming up, joking about telling his baby, "to ****ing get out of the highchair and make something", if she doesn't like the Kentucky grilled chicken

trick, you have to go back to Cheech Marin to find the last, funny Hispanic comedian, that's sad

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[RESIN8]

Joe Rogan named them Carlos Men-stealia and Dane Crook. As they are known to steal material.

 

[peplaw06]

Joe Rogan named them Carlos Men-stealia and Dane Crook. As they are known to steal material.

Maybe Rogan should try it, because he's not funny either.

 

[WarC]

Dane Cook is a known joke stealer, there are a ton of clips on Youtube of his word-for-word joke yanks, especially from CK Louis.

 

[WarC]

CK Louis
Dave Chapelle
Jim Gaffigan

Throw those in youtube and laugh your ***** off, ladies and gents!

 

[Achozen]

Maybe Rogan should try it, because he's not funny either.

Serious? I love Rogan's stand up.

 

[burmafrd]

Stand up comedy has pretty much disapeared except for the filthy mouths.

 

[trickblue]

CK Louis
Dave Chapelle
Jim Gaffigan

Throw those in youtube and laugh your ***** off, ladies and gents!

It's Louis CK... fwiw...

 

[Hostile]

Everyone has different tastes in comedy and what they think is funny. I personally agree that Dane Cook isn't funny. I watched one of his stand up specials and I didn't laugh one time.

I used to think all comedians were funny. But that was the days of the Dean Martin roasts and those kinds of guys really were funny. I still think Rodney Dangerfield was one of the funniest guys ever.

When you have to resort to gutter language to get a laugh from people who are drinking, you're just not that funny.

JMO

 

[Yeagermeister]

Everyone has different tastes in comedy and what they think is funny. I personally agree that Dane Cook isn't funny. I watched one of his stand up specials and I didn't laugh one time.

I used to think all comedians were funny. But that was the days of the Dean Martin roasts and those kinds of guys really were funny. I still think Rodney Dangerfield was one of the funniest guys ever.

When you have to resort to gutter language to get a laugh from people who are drinking, you're just not that funny.

JMO

Foster Brooks kills me :laugh2:

 

[peplaw06]

Serious? I love Rogan's stand up.

When you have to resort to gutter language to get a laugh from people who are drinking, you're just not that funny.

This is Rogan... He's all insults and language. At least he was the night I saw him. Haven't seen him again, and won't.

 

[Jon88]

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Good Dane Cook impersonation