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rysko;1937342 said:to the guy above me, did you root for the 90s cowboys? out of curiosity..
Can i get a Duane Thomas witness?
rysko;1937342 said:to the guy above me, did you root for the 90s cowboys? out of curiosity..
Spectre;1937339 said:You guys call yourselves fans?
I don't who is more worthless.
People that conduct themselves like Pac-boy Jones.
Or the losers that don't learn from his mistakes, enable him to continue them, praise him for his genetic "talents", turn the other cheek after repeated let-downs, and allow scum like this to go on enjoying a priviledged position that he takes completely for granted and stains the very sport we all love.
Actually, I do know.
soccerbud;1937396 said:so you sign pacman ...
Everything goes well. He shows up in great shape, has a great training camp, and an even better pre-season. Everyone claims Jerry as the best GM in town. Those who rode on the Pacman bandwagon ridicules the naysayers with any chances they have.
Fans goes wild and crazy thinking we have another top 10 corner alongside Newman. And our secondary is now complete and unstoppable (don't forget the cowboys moved Henry to FS, broke the bank to re-sign Hamlin as the SS, and released RW) .
Week 6 rolls around, Henry's hobbling around on a bum knee + ankle (as his fragile self usually does around this time of he year). Pacman is arrested at a Dallas strip club. According to witness accounts, Pacman and his entourage threatened to "slap a ho," punched a stripper and shot 2 club attendants.
Goodell bans Pacman for life. Cowboys are forced to rely on Alan Ball, a 7th round pick, as the 2nd corner. Alan Ball plays like the 2nd reincarnation of Mario Edwards. All the while, RW is playing lights out for the Patriots, breaking all kinds of safety records left and right.
Posters on Cowboyszone rips Jerry into pieces. Crying why in the hell did they sign Pacman, as well as releasing a perennial all star in RW. Everyone on cowboyszone proclaim apocalypse and the end of Cowboys' season (even though there is 12 more weeks to go).
But they didn't forget to call Brady and the Pats overrated.
did i miss anything?
GimmeTheBall!;1937287 said:
PacMan is a thug. A fool.
Dangerous .....
Well, OK you big lug.
Welcome to the Cowboys -- when he becomes available -- and put on the star and stay on the straight and narrow. But, you would know, PacMan, that if not it would be one and out. Out of the most glamorous and successful and storied and universally known team
Fellow ozoners, I verily say like the apostle to the throne, getting PacMan is a logical, if not palatable, building block.
To think otherwise is shortsighted. That is the NFL, my friends. Winning is all.
Yeah, PacMan is a thug.
But he'll be our thug.
And, also, we must admit, if Michael Irvin, Hollywood Henderson, Bambi, Septien wore the star, let's win and then decide the cosmic and philosophical aspects of a PacMan in Dallas.
Yea, I say unto you, barbarians at the gates, PacMan should wear the star
ologan;1937404 said:BAMBI????? Who are you referring to? Who did I miss??? The only Bambi that I remember from the 'Boys,was Lance Alworth,and I don't ever remember him causing any sort of problem whatsoever. Are you old enough to remember when BAMBI played for the Cowboys?
Since Pacman's rights still belong to the Titans and since he is still suspended from the league this subject is very premature.GimmeTheBall!;1937287 said:Welcome to the Cowboys -- when he becomes available -- and put on the star and stay on the straight and narrow.
Fellow ozoners, I verily say like the apostle to the throne, getting PacMan is a logical, if not palatable, building block.
To think otherwise is shortsighted. That is the NFL, my friends. Winning is all.
austintodallas;1937546 said:TNew + PacMan = Championship.
GoinForSix;1937602 said:Great punt returner, bad person, good corner. 2 outta 3 ain't bad.