OMG!!! I'm RICH!!!

[HoleInTheRoof]

Check out this Email I got!

Hello,

My name is Mrs. Mellisa Lewis . I am 59 years old and I was diagnosed for cancer for about 2 years ago. I will be going in for an operation later today. I decided to WILL/donate the sum of (Fourteen Million Two Hundred Fifty Eight Thousand United States Dollars) to you for the good work of the lord.Contact my lawyer with this email:

Barrister Jay Mchenry.
Attorney at-Law.
J. Mchenry & Associates LLP
11 Staple Inn Buildings,London WC1V 7QH,
United Kingdom
Email: barjaymchenry@gmail.com
Tel: +44 703 596 5580

Tell him that I have WILLED 14.258M to you by quoting my personal
reference number JJ/MMS/953/5015/GwrI/316us/uk. As soon as you contact him with this details quoted above, he should be able to recognize you and help in claiming this amount from my Bank. Be
informed also that i have paid for the state tax on this money to be
transferred to you. Meanwhile you are advised to keep this mail and it contents confidential as i really want my wish accomplish at the end of the day. Please do pray to God for my recovery. My friend please do not send me any email as you are to send my barrister an email directly.

God Bless

Regards,
Mrs. Mellisa Lewis.

 

[Yeagermeister]

:bastid:

 

[CoCo]

Meanwhile you are advised to keep this mail and it contents confidential as i really want my wish accomplish at the end of the day. Please do pray to God for my recovery. My friend please do not send me any email as you are to send my barrister an email directly.

God Bless

Regards,
Mrs. Mellisa Lewis.

You WERE rich.

You blew it all by not keeping the e-mail confidential. Just another example of how a fool and his money are soon parted.

On the off chance that your indiscretion has NOT negated the offer, I suggest you have all your financial information ready for the attorney when you call so the transfer can be made fro... err, I mean, INTO your account as quickly as possible. Interest on a sum that large is significant for even one day so please don't delay.

As an aside, what a saint this person is to not only will you the money but to have also already paid the associated taxes on your behalf. All that and she isn't even dead yet. No sense in waiting til the last minute I guess.

 

[Alumni2k11]

I got a bunch of people from the nation of Nigeria who keep emailing me, offering a similar hook up.

 

[HoleInTheRoof]

You WERE rich.

You blew it all by not keeping the e-mail confidential. Just another example of how a fool and his money are soon parted. I feel for you.

Craaaap.

 

[HoleInTheRoof]

I'm going to Email the address listed. I'll update their response.

 

[CoCo]

I'm going to Email the address listed. I'll update their response.

Once again, you're having a reading comprehension problem. The offer explicitly requests that you NOT e-mail her. You're working really hard to destroy what obviously is a very sincere offer from a dying woman.

Tell you what I'll do. Out of the goodness of my own heart, and because you keep screwing this up, I will act as your personal representative in this matter. All I need you to do is send ME your financial information and I'll handle the transfer of funds. Please include your SS#, bank name and account number.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Once again, you're having a reading comprehension problem. The offer explicitly requests that you NOT e-mail her. You're working really hard to destroy what obviously is a very sincere offer from a dying woman.

Tell you what I'll do. Out of the goodness of my own heart, and because you keep screwing this up, I will act as your personal representative in this matter. All I need you to do is send ME your financial information and I'll handle the transfer of funds. Please include your SS#, bank name and account number.

And you'll only accept 100 dollars in payment, right?

 

[hairic]

http://www.google.com/search?q=Barrister+Jay+Mchenry

Looks like google thinks he's legit.

 

[vta]

Can I borrow a hundred bucks?

 

[CoCo]

And you'll only accept 100 dollars in payment, right?

If he'll give me the SS#, Bank ID & Acct # as requested he won't have to PAY me a thing.

 

[HoleInTheRoof]

Once again, you're having a reading comprehension problem. The offer explicitly requests that you NOT e-mail her. You're working really hard to destroy what obviously is a very sincere offer from a dying woman.

Tell you what I'll do. Out of the goodness of my own heart, and because you keep screwing this up, I will act as your personal representative in this matter. All I need you to do is send ME your financial information and I'll handle the transfer of funds. Please include your SS#, bank name and account number.

I Emailed the address listed in the body of the Email . . . to the honorable Jay McHenry.

Who's got reading comprehension now?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I Emailed the address listed in the body of the Email . . . to the honorable Jay McHenry.

Who's got reading comprehension now?

Be quiet, dude.

 

[HoleInTheRoof]

Be quiet, dude.

The first thing I'm going to do when I get my money is take your mother out to a classy restaraunt. Someplace where they bring you the food wearing rollerskates.

 

[Hoofbite]

This emails are a hoot.

You should see if someone will give you an advance on that money........then run like hell.

 

[Joe Realist]

oh brother, here we go.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

oh brother, here we go.

Take a cue, dude.

==>

Be quiet, dude.

 

[Joe Realist]

Take a cue, dude.

==>

pardon me?

 

[Hostile]

Will you buy me a new Harley when you get your money?

 

[Hoofbite]

Will you buy me a new Harley when you get your money?

Hey, if we're asking for stuff I need a big *** TV and Bob needs a sex change.