One thing I want to say...

[Rampage]

Reminds me of...

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yeah that's it. these guys talking about her thumbs must be dating some real hot chicks with hot thumbs.....

 

[Bob Sacamano]

yeah that's it. these guys talking about her thumbs must be dating some real hot chicks with hot thumbs.....

you're cool

 

[CATCH17]

I like hear, but I'm just not hip to women with tattoos. Especial big (and dumb) tattoos.

Women should never get tats. They aren't attractive at all.

But at the same time they are so easy to look past.

 

[Rampage]

you're cool

So this guy has an IQ of 200. Highest IQ ever recorded. The dude is so intelligent that he has a hard time communicating with other people. His relationships have always falterd and he has been a social outcast for most of his life.

One day while perusing the newspaper, he came across an advertisment for an "IQ Enhancer/Reducer Machine" created by a Dr. Fletcher- he could not believe it. He immediately called the phone number. Dr. Fletcher told him to come to the office immediately...

So the good Dr. hooks the guy up to the IQ machine and they both agree to take his IQ down to about 160. He will still be a genius, but not so smart that he can't function.

As soon as the Dr. pushed the "go" button on his IQ machine, the phone rang. He answered and on the other line was his wife yapping on and on and on and on. What are we going to do for dinner? What's on TV? Did you fix the bathroom sink? For 10 minuets the woman went on (as most do) until the Dr. realized he had a patient hooked up to the IQ machine. The Dr. threw the phone down, ran to the machine and unhooked the guy...

At first glance, the guy looked dead. He has a far away look in his eyes, and he was drooling. He didn't move. The IQ readout on the machine read, "63". This guy went from having the highest IQ in the world, to the lowest IQ in the world. The Dr. gave him smelling salts and threw water on him and begged for any semblence of consciousness. "Please, please, please say anything,,,", the Dr. pleaded.

A few seconds they guy slowly looked up at the doctor and said... "Uh, Go Buckeyes."

 

[Bob Sacamano]

lol WAAAAmpage

 

[Rampage]

A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, "Get me a beer before it starts." The wife sighs and gets him a beer. Fifteen minutes later, he says, "Get me another beer before it starts." She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him. He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, "Quick, get me another beer, it's going to start any minute." The wife is furious. She yells at him "Is that all you're going to do tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of that TV? You're nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore ..." The man sighs and says, "It's started ..."

 

[5Stars]

Megan Fox! I want to have your babies. I am dedicated and I am a very hard worker. Please remember me when you are ready to settle down.

Thank you,
Dallas......er Optimus Prime

Yeah...she would work in an emergency.


Other than that...she pays me.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

Other than that...she pays me...to stay away from her

Fixed that for you.: