Over-Reaction Inc

[T-RO]

There are enough over-reactors on this forum to build a powerful corporation:
Over-Reaction Incorporated. (ORI)

-Kindle the football fires during August and free agent wide receivers are stars that we dare not leave exposed on the practice squad. A fifth defensive end is a future hall-of-famer.

-Give many here a 3-game winning streak and it's SUPER BOWL.

-Ah, but lose two in a row and shrieky demands are made to fire all the coaches and cut starters. Five games into the season some fans are talking tanking.

I'm just trying to figure out a way to harness something useful from this nonsense. Perhaps this corporation can forge a new alternative energy source. If we could only capture all the hot air expelled or connect electrical generators to the searing-then freezing mood swings.

 

[Melonfeud]

Pretty sure the counterbalancing
of positive clashing into the negative in an instantaneous magnitude could produce an ionized plasma stream capable of producing a strong unpleasant odor powerful enough to draw flies

 

[cowboyblue22]

not really they are just pretty much the normal dallas cowboys I am not surprised about how this season is going so far

 

[yimyammer]

I think it would be hilarious to watch a season play out as directed by the whims of the most extreme overreactions.

coaches, refs and players fired or cut right and left, even in the middle of games

the carnage would be hysterical to watch

 

[haleyrules]

There are enough over-reactors on this forum to build a powerful corporation:
Over-Reaction Incorporated. (ORI)

-Kindle the football fires during August and free agent wide receivers are stars that we dare not leave exposed on the practice squad. A fifth defensive end is a future hall-of-famer.

-Give many here a 3-game winning streak and it's SUPER BOWL.

-Ah, but lose two in a row and shrieky demands are made to fire all the coaches and cut starters. Five games into the season some fans are talking tanking.

I'm just trying to figure out a way to harness something useful from this nonsense. Perhaps this corporation can forge a new alternative energy source. If we could only capture all the hot air expelled or connect electrical generators to the searing-then freezing mood swings.

. Call the new company...Game Day Thread!!

 

[haleyrules]

Pretty sure the counterbalancing
of positive clashing into the negative in an instantaneous magnitude could produce an ionized plasma stream capable of producing a strong unpleasant odor powerful enough to draw flies

lol.

 

[Melonfeud]

. Call the new company...Game Day Thread!!

No doubt, it was a real eye opener, the first one I followed,like 10 minutes into the first quarter it was panic mode and b*tchin'

 

[zrinkill]

There are enough over-reactors on this forum to build a powerful corporation:
Over-Reaction Incorporated. (ORI)

-Kindle the football fires during August and free agent wide receivers are stars that we dare not leave exposed on the practice squad. A fifth defensive end is a future hall-of-famer.

-Give many here a 3-game winning streak and it's SUPER BOWL.

-Ah, but lose two in a row and shrieky demands are made to fire all the coaches and cut starters. Five games into the season some fans are talking tanking.

I'm just trying to figure out a way to harness something useful from this nonsense. Perhaps this corporation can forge a new alternative energy source. If we could only capture all the hot air expelled or connect electrical generators to the searing-then freezing mood swings.

You are the guy who quit being a Cowboys fan a few years ago and became a bronco's fan.

I am no longer a fan of the Cowboys but I do occasionally come back over here to check it out...and wow. Someone is talking about "mean on the bone"? What meaningful meat does any fan have of this team for the next five years. I mean, seriously.

What misery to be under Jerry's thumb. So glad I'm there no longer.

 

[Preoccupied]

You are the guy who quit being a Cowboys fan a few years ago and became a bronco's fan.

Game set match. / how to kill an op and the thread

 

[Sydla]

Well shoot.

Someone just took a flame thrower to this thread.

 

[ShiningStar]

So many defend our culture of mediocrity

 

[Cowboys_22]

You are the guy who quit being a Cowboys fan a few years ago and became a bronco's fan.

Whoa!!

 

[Melonfeud]

Whoa!!

I know, huh? It's a totally foreign concept in thought and deed to most cowboys fans, yet @T-RO 's momentarily lapse of his faculties are forgiven and forgotten having been struck from the sacred scrolls and resealed, for the majority hold him in esteem and high favor due to the vectored angle of the insights and observations of which he presents

(He could work on his sense of humor though, as it's not all that evident)

 

[T-RO]

I think it would be hilarious to watch a season play out as directed by the whims of the most extreme overreactions.

coaches, refs and players fired or cut right and left, even in the middle of games

the carnage would be hysterical to watch

Coaches give up the passing game (or running game) because one play fails. Or cut a star player after one bad game...

Owners fire coaches as easily as fan's wish it.

Yes...it would be...dramatic comedy.

 

[T-RO]

. Call the new company...Game Day Thread!!

It is synonymous.

 

[zrinkill]

I'm debating what team to switch to. Currently Broncos or Packers leading candidates.

 

[Melonfeud]

Please stop

 

[haleyrules]

So many defend our culture of mediocrity

It certainly wasn't always like that. Its a Jerry Jones creation. Before he bought the club the old fan base expected the Cowboys to be in the SB every year. I know I did.