Points over under 50 (both teams) Ill go under rams will have 31
Zeke rush yards 80 ill go under
offensive line penalties 5 ill go over
Dak picks 2 ill go under
cowboy ints 1 ill go under
cowboy dropped passes 4 ill go over
Ram sacks 4 ill go over
Cowboy sacks 4 ill go push
Cowboy head coach blunders 2 Ill go push
Cowboy missed Fg's 2 Ill go under
Jason Witten YAC 10 Ill go under
Cowboy missed tackles 5 ill go over
My belief is 31-17 Rams. This defense is putrid and I have zero faith at this point that they can stop anyone. The offense is also struggling against good teams for a variety of reasons. This is obviously tongue and cheek but don't be surprised if some of it pans out
I hope I'm wrong
1. Points over under
50 (both teams) Over for Rams.
Under for Dallas. Rams have an offense capable of scoring 50+ points. Against our 14 missed tackles defense? Definitely over. Dallas offense might go over 50 in garbage time. Might is the key word.
2. Zeke rushes for 80
Under. You think our run/pass playcalling is all of a sudden going to change? Zeke has not been over 100 yards for, what, 5 game straight? He will remain stagnant at 70-80 yards per game.
3. Offensive line penalties 5
Eh. Under. We’ll get the oblivious Tyron holding call on a big pass. Maybe a false start. That’s it.
4. Dak picks 2
Eh. I’ll go under here as well. He won’t throw much of anything worth intercepting til the 4Q anyways.
5. Cowboys Interceptions 1
Under. We already got our interception of every 4 weeks last game. We won’t get another one til Washington probably. Plus, QB’s usually look like Hall of Famers against us, so Goff will probably go for 500 yards, 6 TD’s, and no interceptions. I can see it now. Plus, our CB’s don’t track the ball.
6. Cowboys dropped passes 4
Way over. We will have at least 10. We lead the league in drops. Cobb will drop 2. Amari will drop 2. Gallup will drop 3. Witten will drop 1. Jarwin will drop 1. And Tavon Austin will drop 1.
7. Cowboys sacks 4
Over. Donald has averaged a sack and 1/2 over a certain stretch of games I think. With Sua’Filo in, along with our offensive line still dealing with lingering injured, Dak will be sacked at least 5 times. Plus, with the panicking ways Dak has been playing, he will wait too long on some passes.
8. Rams sacks 4
Under. C’mon man. Their o-line has improved due to McVay making adjustments (like good HC’s do). Our D-line does not put much pressure on the QB, let along sack them. We might have a sack or 2, but we barely blitz.
9. Cowboys HC blunders 2
Way Over. Every playcall and action by this coaching staff is a blunder. We will have a “blunder” every play we’re on the field.
10. Cowboys Missed FG’s
Under. Don’t know much about Forbath. He’ll probably miss one though. Not 2. Hopefully he is as bad as Maher.
11. Witten YPC 10
Is this a joke? Under.
12. Cowboys missed tackles 5
Over. We missed what, 14 last week? C’mon. Rams have way better players than the Bears. Rams have Cook, Kupp, Woods, Higbee, and more. We will miss a least 10. Especially if we don’t have Sean Lee or Jeff Heath.
I got 42-17 Rams win. Too many factors are against Dallas here. This team is just ready to get the season over with IMO. I see no sparks of life anywhere on this team, despite what they tell the media.
