Owner/GM For A Day...

[J-Skip]

O.K. You're the new Owner/GM of The Dallas Cowboys, what is the first move you make?


First: Get DeMarcus Ware's contract done.

 

[Rampage]

get a real head coach

 

[SLATEmosphere]

Throw gobs of money at Cowher.

 

[cowboyjoe]

get a real head coach

Hire a real general manager and let him get a real head coach in here that has full control to run the team with draft picks, trades, cuts, etc.

 

[Hypnotoad]

keep everything as is.

Hire my family to assistant coaching positions.


Give myself a promotion.

 

[SLATEmosphere]

keep everything as is.

Hire my family to assistant coaching positions.


Give myself a promotion.

FAIL.

 

[Hypnotoad]

FAIL.

Draft more kickers

 

[SLATEmosphere]

Draft more kickers

:laugh2:

 

[Hostile]

Bribe the Commissioner to have the refs call games for us the way they do for the Steelers.

 

[cowboys#1]

sick rabid pit bulls on rowdy then get 12 hookers.

 

[tomson75]

sick rabid pit bulls on rowdy then get 12 hookers.

Uh......ok.

 

[LeonDixson]

Give Leon Dixson a free luxury suite for the next 30 years, buy him a $1 million estate nearby and let him use my personal jet whenever he feels like it. Maybe throw in a $20 million cash gift to boot.

 

[Clove]

1.Find the best GM available, not good to do both.

 

[Hostile]

Buy 200 pigeons and turn them loose on with grain and water on the big billboard some fans are funding.

 

[tomson75]

Buy 200 pigeons and turn them loose on with grain and water on the big billboard some fans are funding.

Who is the ringleader? Bach, or Judas?

 

[Hostile]

Who is the ringleader? Bach, or Judas?

Some guys at another website. I crack up every time I think of it. I can't help myself.

 

[Hypnotoad]

Have a statue of myself constructed in bronze and placed on the 50 yard line.

..not off to the side, in the center of the field.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

fire Wade
*****slap Jason Garrett
cut Ken Hamlin
then put a whole bunch of money in my bank account

 

[Hoofbite]

Cut Bobby and Ellis

 

[Monster Heel]

Fire Jason Garrett.