Parsons and Tom Brady together for 4th July

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"Micah. Life your life man, but whatever you do, don't get married."
 

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Other people at the party included Kyllian Mbappé, Usher, Jay-Z, Beyoncé, the Kardashians, Kevin Hart, Kendall Jenner, Jennifer Lopez…

It’s safe to say Micah is the face of the franchise. He’s palling around with some of the world’s biggest A-listers.
That's a good list to start with of people I would never want to be around. Parsons would be fine but none of the others.
 

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Man, at my shack, I just let off a couple of rounds for the 4th when it got dark out (in the berm of course), and me and the misses was asleep by 10. BIG part night LOL
 

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Uggggghhhh.....I know most of you aren't ready for this, but it's time to move on from Parsons. Make the Herschel Walker style trade and clean up on draft picks. Yes I'm sure he'll be all world in his early years, but my Magic 8 Ball says he'll be out of the league in 5 years.
No way he'll be out of the league on 5 years.

I'd bet you but chances are we won't remember.
 

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Oof sounds like Parsons was just invited to a black mail party. Poor guy.
 

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Oh my gawd. Brady has been to more Super Bowls than the entire Cowboys franchise. He's won more Super Bowls than this franchise, too.

But great point. Lol
That was just bait to see what genius would take it and defend Brady. I figured it would be Mountaineer first…but no, it’s good ol Erod. Lord help us.
 

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What kind of deuchey dork invites a bunch of people to a party and tells them what color clothes to wear?

"HEY everyone please wear white when u come to my house. If EVERYONE is wearing white it will be Super fun because we'll all be wearing white!!!"

Kinda makes you want to Superman punch him right in the face.
 

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What kind of deuchey dork invites a bunch of people to a party and tells them what color clothes to wear?

"HEY everyone please wear white when u come to my house. If EVERYONE is wearing white it will be Super fun because we'll all be wearing white!!!"

Kinda makes you want to Superman punch him right in the face.
White parties are quite common.
 

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Tom Brady and Micah Parsons spark controversy with Instagram photo at Fourth of July party​

The unexpected encounter between Brady and Parsons raises eyebrows and ignites speculation at Michael Rubin's extravagant celebration
Tom Brady and Micah Parsons steal the spotlight in surprising...

Tom Brady and Micah Parsons steal the spotlight in surprising Instagram picture at exclusive Fourth of July partyIG @TomBrady

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What kind of deuchey dork invites a bunch of people to a party and tells them what color clothes to wear?

"HEY everyone please wear white when u come to my house. If EVERYONE is wearing white it will be Super fun because we'll all be wearing white!!!"

Kinda makes you want to Superman punch him right in the face.
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Tom Brady and Micah Parsons spark controversy with Instagram photo at Fourth of July party​

The unexpected encounter between Brady and Parsons raises eyebrows and ignites speculation at Michael Rubin's extravagant celebration
Tom Brady and Micah Parsons steal the spotlight in surprising...

Tom Brady and Micah Parsons steal the spotlight in surprising Instagram picture at exclusive Fourth of July partyIG @TomBrady
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Everybody give a big round of applause to Mr. Rubin who Snubbed Stephen A. Smith at the party!
https://www.vibe.com/news/entertain...hael-rubin-all-white-party-invite-1234770465/
 
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