Parsons on the field but not doing any work

[Coogiguy03]

Smart for him

 

[ShortRound]

Jerry working

 

[Kwyn]

Watt and Hendrickson both did not attend their mandatories today for what it’s worth

Also Terry McLaurin and Jalen Ramsey among others.

 

[DallasEast]

Jones: You still have my cell number, don't you?
Parsons: Sure do.
Jones: Are you going to call me?
Parsons: About what?
Jones: Your contract, Micah.
Parsons: But I thought you said for me to hold off calling you about that until...
Jones: SHUSH! That is between us. Don't let anyone else hear that!

 

[MountaineerCowboy]

What?

Did someone tell him it’s a big game?

 

[The Quest for Six]

Don't worry, Micah Parsons will be a holdout next month when training camp begins.......We all know what's coming!!

 

[MonsterD]

<insert shrugging emote that was deleted from here a long time ago>

 

[Coogiguy03]

Watt and Hendrickson both did not attend their mandatories today for what it’s worth

Also Terry McLaurin and Jalen Ramsey among others.

Why because Micah is a LEADER

 

[Coogiguy03]

What?

Did someone tell him it’s a big game?

Lol lol lol

 

[shabazz]

Jerry working

Its great to see coach Jones giving pointers to his boys

 

[shabazz]

What?

Did someone tell him it’s a big game?

The Dolphins, Bills and Packers games come immediately to mind

 

[5Stars]

Smart for him

Of course. Baby him, Jerry, make the brat happy so he will contribute to the team.

 

[DallasEast]

Its great to see coach Jones giving pointers to his boys

He is giving his annual 'WIN ONE FOR THE GIPPER!' inspiration pep talk. It never occurs to him none of the players know who the heck he is talking about.

 

[shabazz]

He is giving his annual 'WIN ONE FOR THE GIPPER!' inspiration pep talk. It never occurs to him none of the players know who the heck he is talking about.

Could you imagine actually hearing his drivel for 30 straight minutes?

He'd have to share that Johnny Walker Blue for me to tolerate him.

 

[DallasEast]

Could you imagine actually hearing his drivel for 30 straight minutes?

He'd have to share that Johnny Walker Blue for me to tolerate him.

My brain would melt and ooze out of my ears after five minutes.

 

[acr731]

Don't worry, Micah Parsons will be a holdout next month when training camp begins.......We all know what's coming!!

Or maybe he won't because his contract is already done. Dak didn't hold out last year. Why hold out when you know there's no need?

 

[acr731]

My brain would melt and ooze out of my ears after five minutes.

If you only had a brain......

 

[Coogiguy03]

If you only had a brain......

Now that was funny lol

 

[The Quest for Six]

Or maybe he won't because his contract is already done. Dak didn't hold out last year. Why hold out when you know there's no need?

Ceedee Lamb last years training camp, ring a bell to you?

 

[Kwyn]

Why because Micah is a LEADER

What?

Classic low effort zone troll.

He’s there, other teams stars hold out and you mock him.

If he holds out, you mock him.

You’re sinking Coog.