Parsons on the field but not doing any work

[DallasEast]

If you only had a brain......

You do understand posting this from the The Wizard of Oz only increases my wish that flying monkeys will some day carry off the entire Jones family...

...and drop them over a rainbow--like frozen turkeys above the city of Cincinnati (WKRP).

 

[TwentyOne]

On the sideline talking.

Seems like a hard workout to be prepared for the same procedure during the season.

 

[Rockport]

Jerry working

Micah: “How much interest have you collected waiting for this contract?
Jerry: “I don’t know, several million or so wink wink.”
Micah: “Wink, Wink.”

 

[acr731]

You do understand posting this from the The Wizard of Oz only increases my wish that flying monkeys will some day carry off the entire Jones family...

...and drop them over a rainbow--like frozen turkeys above the city of Cincinnati (WKRP).

You're not alone with this thought...

I prefer dropping them into an active volcano, though. Or give them all paper cuts then drop them into the Amazon river with the piranhas

 

[DallasEast]

You're not alone with this thought...

I prefer dropping them into an active volcano, though. Or give them all paper cuts then drop them into the Amazon river with the piranhas

Perhaps Wednesday (Jenna Ortega) can pay the Joneses a visit as they are all swimming in the pool on the super yacht. Anyone who has seen the show gets that reference, lol.

 

[Ranching]

Lol lol lol

You gave Mountaineer a like and he gave you one, how sweet....

 

[Ranching]

What?

Classic low effort zone troll.

He’s there, other teams stars hold out and you mock him.

If he holds out, you mock him.

You’re sinking Coog.

Are you surprised? That guy is so frikking annoying.

 

[KJJ]

He likely won’t be doing any work until he has a new deal. He’ll be taking mental reps.

 

[AbeBeta]

Why because Micah is a LEADER

You'd have to be a complete idiot to risk injury without a new deal. Everyone on the team knows that.

 

[Coogiguy03]

What?

Classic low effort zone troll.

He’s there, other teams stars hold out and you mock him.

If he holds out, you mock him.

You’re sinking Coog.

Dang

 

[Coogiguy03]

You'd have to be a complete idiot to risk injury without a new deal. Everyone on the team knows that.

Nobody's ever seen anything like it before

 

[acr731]

Perhaps Wednesday (Jenna Ortega) can pay the Joneses a visit as they are all swimming in the pool on the super yacht. Anyone who has seen the show gets that reference, lol.

Never seen the show, so I had to google it...... I don't think anyone will be picking on her brother any more. LOL!

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Smart for him

Standard procedure for those not yet signed. But I thought I read somewhere that Micah was signed through 2025.
Someone? Anyone?

 

[Kwyn]

Dang

Do better! We know you can.

The one off ”culture!” comments get you likes from the lowest common denominator of Zone regulars.

They are lazy with lazy opinions and 30 year old takes on the NFL.

“Championship!” Is an obvious lift from a guy whose entire zone career is summed up in his custom flair.

Go for the cheap laughs or find your own way.

 

[Johannes44]

Jerry working

Jerry was telling him for the 4000th time about his Arkansas razorback days.

 

[Kwyn]

You'd have to be a complete idiot to risk injury without a new deal. Everyone on the team knows that.

He said that in the first post where he started the thread. But now he mocks him for not tackling people,

He just posts both sides of everything to cover all his bases

 

[Coogiguy03]

Do better! We know you can.

The one off ”culture!” comments get you likes from the lowest common denominator of Zone regulars.

They are lazy with lazy opinions and 30 year old takes on the NFL.

“Championship!” Is an obvious lift from a guy whose entire zone career is summed up in his custom flair.

Go for the cheap laughs or find your own way.

Oh

 

[Flamma]

Don't worry, Micah Parsons will be a holdout next month when training camp begins.......We all know what's coming!!

This shouldn't come as a surprise. No one in their right mind would risk losing a 200 million dollar contract. No one.