Patches the wonder horse

[jamez25]

saw this on another board...I want a horse just like Patches :http://www.secondrunning.com/patchesthehorse.wmv

 

[trickblue]

Patches was one of a kind... but his life turned dark...

Attempting to get his fix of cheesburgers... Patches delved into the world of horsie-porn... a blue movie here and there sufficed him for a while... but then his addiction became worse...

Last time I saw Patches he was doing live sex shows in Tijuana... the hollow look in his eyes and his emaciated frame made me hurt for this once great equine...

He was still a great perfomer... but was a mere shadow of his former self...

Last I heard... he was turning tricks on Hollywood Blvd. for rock and biggie fries...

A sad story indeed... I am sure he wishes he was back home with the boys from "Deliverance"...

 

[jamez25]

Patches was one of a kind... but his life turned dark...

Attempting to get his fix of cheesburgers... Patches delved into the world of horsie-porn... a blue movie here and there sufficed him for a while... but then his addiction became worse...

Last time I saw Patches he was doing live sex shows in Tijuana... the hollow look in his eyes and his emaciated frame made me hurt for this once great equine...

He was still a great perfomer... but was a mere shadow of his former self...

Last I heard... he was turning tricks on Hollywood Blvd. for rock and biggie fries...

A sad story indeed... I am sure he wishes he was back home with the boys from "Deliverance"...

classic .... maybe VH1 will do a "Behind the Music* bit on him...