Patriot Jokes

[Nors]

God asks Manning first: "What do you believe?"

Manning thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my fans." God can't help but see the essential goodness of Manning, and offers him a seat to his left.

Then God turns to Tony Romo and says, "What do you believe?"

Tony says, "I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I've always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing fields." God is greatly moved by Tony's sincere eloquence, and he offers him a seat to his
right.

Finally, God turns to Tom Brady: "And you, Tom, what do you believe?" Tom replies, "I believe you're in my seat."
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[PosterChild]

I don't get it.

 

[Nors]

What do Tom Brady, Bill Buckner and the Boston Strangler have in common?

 

[theogt]

This thread is just dripping with opportunity for psychoanalysis.

 

[Nors]

I thought the Patriots didn't choke

Signed,
Bill Buckner, Greg Norman and Joe Pisarcik

 

[the kid 05]

I don't get it.

the first joke says that Tom brady thinks hes "god" by saying "your in my seat" because each had their own seat...

 

[Passepartout]

Tom Brady may be a lot of things
But don't compare him to a Ted Bundy!:laugh2:

 

[Signals]

If the names were changed this could be a great Roger Goodell and Bill Belicheat joke. Insert you favorite ref.

Rock on NFL.

 

[Signals]

Never mind just enjoy my signature.