PFT All Turd Team

[cobra]

players who'd kill to trade places with...

As long as that doesn't require being in Najeah Davenport's girlfriend's closet.

 

[Raneiron#31]

From now on Im going to say, "I'm going to the bathroom to do a Charles Rogers!!!" LOL

 

[Established1971]

Mike Vanderjagt, K, Cowboys: Runs his mouth at the wrong time -- misses kicks at the right time. For the other team.

Im not saying MV gets the credit but there was a point in Mannings career where he was slumping a bit about what, 2 or 3 years ago, and it was just at that time that the infamous comment by MV at the Pro Bowl occurred, or at least it was at the pro bowl they confronted Manning (I think MV said something in an interview on Canadian tv). From that point on Manning's been on a tear. Hey, probably a coincidence, but thats what happened so I dont know what this guy means by runs his mouth at the wrong time? What was the wrong time? What is the right time?

 

[burmafrd]

He has missed fewer kicks then just about any kicker ever- but the turd takes a cheap shot anyway. Well a turd is a turd is a turd.

 

[Hoovie]

I agree that the "Dookie" Davenport story is beyond humorous.

There has to be something more to it. "Pooped in his girlfriend's closet" can't be the entire story. I would love to know exactly what the hell he was doing/thinking.

If I remember correctly, she wasn't his girlfriend... in fact she didn't know him. She picked his photo out of a yearbook. He claims he thought it was someone elses room.

She didn't even go to U. of Miami, she was at another school close by.

 

[jimmy40]

He has missed fewer kicks then just about any kicker ever- but the turd takes a cheap shot anyway. Well a turd is a turd is a turd.

may be because when he tried the biggest kick of his life he damn near missed the endzone.

 

[big dog cowboy]

Somebody over at PFT has quite the imagination.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Santurdio

 

[JonCJG]

http://underscorebleach.net/jotsheet/2004/10/packers-najeh-davenport-poop

MIAMI -- A woman is suing Green Bay Packers fullback Najeh Davenport. She says he invaded her privacy by breaking into her dorm room and defecating in her closet.

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Mary McCarthy sued yesterday in a state court in Miami.

Criminal charges were settled in October 2002 when Davenport agreed to perform community service. He denied breaking into the Barry University dormitory.

Police say they were told that Davenport entered a dorm room at the small Catholic university in suburban Miami in the early morning hours of April 1.

Mary McCarthy says she was asleep in the room. She told police she was startled awake by a strange sound and saw a man squatting in her closet. Police said the man, later identified as Davenport, had defecated in her laundry basket.

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It was pretty thoughtful of him to keep it in the laundry basket. It's really tough to get the smell out of carpet.

Also from PFT

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POOP HAPPENS . . . LITERALLY

Just when we were getting bored with all the same old "D"'s of criminal conduct committed by professional athletes (e.g., drunk driving, drug use, domestic battery), Green Bay rookie fullback Najeh Davenport has added a
new one to the lexicon of misconduct.

Dumping.

The Associated Press reports that Davenport has been charged with breaking into a university dorm room for the purposes of taking a caa-caa in a closet.

Davenport, the Pack's fourth-round draft pick, was charged with a second-degree felony count of burglary and a misdemeanor count of criminal mischief.

The alleged incident occurred on April 1. According to police, Davenport crept into a dorm room at Barry University in the early morning. A woman sleeping in the room, Mary McCarthy, told police she was startled by a strange sound (insert farting noises here) and saw Davenport squatting in her closet. Davenport then allegedly defecated in a laundry basket, McCarthy told detectives.

"This whole thing is a misunderstanding. Najeh had nothing to do with the situation," said Richard Sharpstein, Davenport's attorney.
Or is it that Najeh had "nothing to doo with the situation"?

There's no word yet on whether any samples of Najeh's nastiness were preserved for DNA testing. We'd have thunk such a notion to be far-fetched, but for a certain black cocktail dress from the Gap.

 

[DWelch1775]

may be because when he tried the biggest kick of his life he damn near missed the endzone.

 

[big dog cowboy]

Closet caa-caa.

Najeh will rue the day he did that.

 

[arglebargle]

Somebody over at PFT has quite the imagination.

....But a pretty forced attempt at humour. I am pretty sure these guys will get a standing ovation nomination for the 'Net Journalist Turds' team.

A mishmash collection of just guys and real bozos, with innuendo and snideness for all.