Pittman4Two
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Good morning everyone,
It has been awhile since I posted. The reason being that I haven't logged on here since the last I time I did. Being a prognosticator is not easy. But I have learned from the Great Greg Schiano that not everything is a bed of cherries. You have to work to be your best at your profession and this is no different.
In my time away, I ranked each team from 1-32 based on the following criteria: Depth chart, wins AND losses, weather, and, most importantly, games played.
Please review the list below and let me know your thoughts. I only ask that you read the entire list before commenting, otherwise I will know if you didn't read it.
Pittman4Two's NFL League Preseasonal Week 2 Power Rankings
1. The Tampa Bay Buccanneers - Not even MURSA can keep this team from performing week in and week out. Greg Schiano continues to prove that he is the best Rutgers head coach in the game. Josh Freeman should surely show why he's the captain of this club. It's time to start thinking about homefield advantage.
2. The Kansas City Chiefs - You can laugh and scoff, but if Grbac stays healthy, this team can continue to win and make the team forget about Brady Quinn and the other quarterback.
3. The Oakland Raiders - The Oakland Athletics plan on swapping coaches and managers during week 3 of the preseason. We'll see if my sources come through yet again. Why not bring in some winning tutolage? Coach Gruden's aura still is hallowed in those wall it seems.
4. The Philadelphia Eagles - Vick throws a lot of ducks, so it's only fitting that the Duck head coach is now the coach of the QB that throws ducks. haha Fun Fact: You cannot breath through your nose when you stick out your tongue.
5. The Detroit Lions - Matthew Stafford continues to impress. I look forward to what the addition of Reggie Bush will do to help the city's economy.
6. The Cleveland Browns - Brandon Weeden's face says a lot, especially the mouth part of his face. Further practice and communication will. Guaranteed.
7. The Arizona Cardinals - Kurt Warner was noticeably absent from a team meeting according to PFW, KFFL, and The View. Cause for concern?
8. The Buffalo Bills - Unfortunately I cannot remember the head coach's name in Buffalo. I tried Google'ing but nothing came up. He's probably good since he coaches in the NFL League. No need to worry Bills fans.
9. The New York Jets - For the first time in Jets history, they will start either a rookie or a veteran at QB. Who will it be? My money is on Sanchez if Geno Smith isn't chosen first.
10. The Tennessee Titans - The critics say that Chris Johnson had an off season last year. Yeah, Chris, so did everyone else. No more excuses for this guy.
11. The San Diego Chargers - It may be time to end the Ryan Matthews project. It all depends on what the front office decides.
12. The Miami Dolphins - Playoffs? eh...maybe not, but improvement will be seen on all three sides of the ball. HC Philbin is in no relation to Regis.
13. The New York Jets -Have always been a fan of the Ryan brothers. Good to see their son Matt continues to put up numbers in Atlanta. Rex has the Jets going full afterburner into the playoffs without a doubt.
14. The Carolina Panthers - I love that commercial with the kid and Cam Newton. You can definitely tell that there's some movie magic going on there. They don't have a playground by their stadium AND Cam Newton doesn't drive a bus.
15. The New Orleans Saints - The Bucs main rivals are still reeling. I see them finishing at 15th or better/worse in the final standings. Sean Payton's return can only benefit the Saints as he is their head coach. Look for other teams to appeal this.
16. The St. Louis Rams - Waiving Cadillac Williams spells Doom for the Rams. Without a running game, they must rely on the passing game. Fun Fact: While sitting in your chair, stick your right foot out with your toes point straight. Rotate your foot in a clockwise circle. While doing this, take your right index finger and draw a number nine.
17. The Pittsburgh Stealers - Glad to hear from TMZ and Perez Hilton, that Ben has done some tweaking on his release and whether a 3-step drop will be incorporated in the offense.
18. The Dallas Cowboys - Without a doubt, the Cowboys are just above the nineteenth ranked team. If Jason Witten gets his act together, he should catch some passes this year.
19. The New York Giants - Before Eli is Elite (see the play on words?), let's put the anointing oil away. Pierre-Paul is living proof that the French can play football.
20. The Chicago Bears - Tubby Smith has always said, "Behind every offensive line is a quarterback". There's no doubt that deep thoughts such as these will keep the Bears playing year after year.
21. The Cincinnati Bengals - I recently watched Life of Pi. It had a tiger as one of the characters. Whether or not it was a Bengal, I have no idea. The Bengals remind me of this character as they a) Are mean and ferocious and http://es.Commanders.com/public/style_emoticons/default/cool.png will leave you thinking what kind of movie was that? Sorry for the diet tribe.
22. The St. Louis Rams - It seems like only 15 years ago that the greatest show on turf was alive and rampid. During my insider chats with the coaching staff, the team is striving to win each and every game.
23. The Minnesota Vikings - Adrian Peterson's production should improve with more touches and yards. Christian Ponder should have enough weapons now to lead the team straight to the postseason.
24. The Indianapolis Colts - This may be a little low for a team of this caliber, however the sophomore or pre-third year slump for Andrew Luck may loom like a dark storm cloud. Luckily or by sheer luck, the Colts play at home this season (domed stadium).
25. The Minnesota Vikings - New look, new attitude. Kyle Rudolph looks to carry Ponder and the Vikings into the playoffs. Jake Reed is no longer on the roster.
26. The Green Bay Packers - Blaze orange is a hit for Packers fans around the beginning of hunting season. With how the Packers have fared recently, hunting may be a good way to kill some time. Rodgers' weaknesses will be exposed early and often.
27. The Houston Texans - JJ Watt and Arian Foster's exceptional play may not be enough if Gary Kubiak does not take advantage of the read-option with Schwab. It's stubborness like this that will stall the offense week after week.
28. The Denver Broncos - Age catches up with us all except if your name is Daniel LaRusso. For others, such as Peyton Manning, you must resort to pizza commercials and hanging onto your brother's more successful coat tails.
29. The New England Patriots - If you ever want to watch poetry in motion, watch Tom Brady run a QB bootleg naked. It may be time for the coach to start looking at other ways to make a living.
30. The Atlanta Falcons - Matty Ice has a new gatorade flavor coming soon. It's called Matty Ice. That's how he flies, ice cold, no mistakes. He also likes volleyball.
31. The San Francisco 49ers - I'm not buying into the Kapernick hype. I surely doubt he eclipses the 400-yard passing mark anytime soon. Harbaugh will rue the day he let go of Alex Smith (QB).
32. The Baltimore Ravens - The void of Ray Lewis will be felt by all Ravens fans, even his kids and their mothers.
Thoughts?
It has been awhile since I posted. The reason being that I haven't logged on here since the last I time I did. Being a prognosticator is not easy. But I have learned from the Great Greg Schiano that not everything is a bed of cherries. You have to work to be your best at your profession and this is no different.
In my time away, I ranked each team from 1-32 based on the following criteria: Depth chart, wins AND losses, weather, and, most importantly, games played.
Please review the list below and let me know your thoughts. I only ask that you read the entire list before commenting, otherwise I will know if you didn't read it.
Pittman4Two's NFL League Preseasonal Week 2 Power Rankings
1. The Tampa Bay Buccanneers - Not even MURSA can keep this team from performing week in and week out. Greg Schiano continues to prove that he is the best Rutgers head coach in the game. Josh Freeman should surely show why he's the captain of this club. It's time to start thinking about homefield advantage.
2. The Kansas City Chiefs - You can laugh and scoff, but if Grbac stays healthy, this team can continue to win and make the team forget about Brady Quinn and the other quarterback.
3. The Oakland Raiders - The Oakland Athletics plan on swapping coaches and managers during week 3 of the preseason. We'll see if my sources come through yet again. Why not bring in some winning tutolage? Coach Gruden's aura still is hallowed in those wall it seems.
4. The Philadelphia Eagles - Vick throws a lot of ducks, so it's only fitting that the Duck head coach is now the coach of the QB that throws ducks. haha Fun Fact: You cannot breath through your nose when you stick out your tongue.
5. The Detroit Lions - Matthew Stafford continues to impress. I look forward to what the addition of Reggie Bush will do to help the city's economy.
6. The Cleveland Browns - Brandon Weeden's face says a lot, especially the mouth part of his face. Further practice and communication will. Guaranteed.
7. The Arizona Cardinals - Kurt Warner was noticeably absent from a team meeting according to PFW, KFFL, and The View. Cause for concern?
8. The Buffalo Bills - Unfortunately I cannot remember the head coach's name in Buffalo. I tried Google'ing but nothing came up. He's probably good since he coaches in the NFL League. No need to worry Bills fans.
9. The New York Jets - For the first time in Jets history, they will start either a rookie or a veteran at QB. Who will it be? My money is on Sanchez if Geno Smith isn't chosen first.
10. The Tennessee Titans - The critics say that Chris Johnson had an off season last year. Yeah, Chris, so did everyone else. No more excuses for this guy.
11. The San Diego Chargers - It may be time to end the Ryan Matthews project. It all depends on what the front office decides.
12. The Miami Dolphins - Playoffs? eh...maybe not, but improvement will be seen on all three sides of the ball. HC Philbin is in no relation to Regis.
13. The New York Jets -Have always been a fan of the Ryan brothers. Good to see their son Matt continues to put up numbers in Atlanta. Rex has the Jets going full afterburner into the playoffs without a doubt.
14. The Carolina Panthers - I love that commercial with the kid and Cam Newton. You can definitely tell that there's some movie magic going on there. They don't have a playground by their stadium AND Cam Newton doesn't drive a bus.
15. The New Orleans Saints - The Bucs main rivals are still reeling. I see them finishing at 15th or better/worse in the final standings. Sean Payton's return can only benefit the Saints as he is their head coach. Look for other teams to appeal this.
16. The St. Louis Rams - Waiving Cadillac Williams spells Doom for the Rams. Without a running game, they must rely on the passing game. Fun Fact: While sitting in your chair, stick your right foot out with your toes point straight. Rotate your foot in a clockwise circle. While doing this, take your right index finger and draw a number nine.
17. The Pittsburgh Stealers - Glad to hear from TMZ and Perez Hilton, that Ben has done some tweaking on his release and whether a 3-step drop will be incorporated in the offense.
18. The Dallas Cowboys - Without a doubt, the Cowboys are just above the nineteenth ranked team. If Jason Witten gets his act together, he should catch some passes this year.
19. The New York Giants - Before Eli is Elite (see the play on words?), let's put the anointing oil away. Pierre-Paul is living proof that the French can play football.
20. The Chicago Bears - Tubby Smith has always said, "Behind every offensive line is a quarterback". There's no doubt that deep thoughts such as these will keep the Bears playing year after year.
21. The Cincinnati Bengals - I recently watched Life of Pi. It had a tiger as one of the characters. Whether or not it was a Bengal, I have no idea. The Bengals remind me of this character as they a) Are mean and ferocious and http://es.Commanders.com/public/style_emoticons/default/cool.png will leave you thinking what kind of movie was that? Sorry for the diet tribe.
22. The St. Louis Rams - It seems like only 15 years ago that the greatest show on turf was alive and rampid. During my insider chats with the coaching staff, the team is striving to win each and every game.
23. The Minnesota Vikings - Adrian Peterson's production should improve with more touches and yards. Christian Ponder should have enough weapons now to lead the team straight to the postseason.
24. The Indianapolis Colts - This may be a little low for a team of this caliber, however the sophomore or pre-third year slump for Andrew Luck may loom like a dark storm cloud. Luckily or by sheer luck, the Colts play at home this season (domed stadium).
25. The Minnesota Vikings - New look, new attitude. Kyle Rudolph looks to carry Ponder and the Vikings into the playoffs. Jake Reed is no longer on the roster.
26. The Green Bay Packers - Blaze orange is a hit for Packers fans around the beginning of hunting season. With how the Packers have fared recently, hunting may be a good way to kill some time. Rodgers' weaknesses will be exposed early and often.
27. The Houston Texans - JJ Watt and Arian Foster's exceptional play may not be enough if Gary Kubiak does not take advantage of the read-option with Schwab. It's stubborness like this that will stall the offense week after week.
28. The Denver Broncos - Age catches up with us all except if your name is Daniel LaRusso. For others, such as Peyton Manning, you must resort to pizza commercials and hanging onto your brother's more successful coat tails.
29. The New England Patriots - If you ever want to watch poetry in motion, watch Tom Brady run a QB bootleg naked. It may be time for the coach to start looking at other ways to make a living.
30. The Atlanta Falcons - Matty Ice has a new gatorade flavor coming soon. It's called Matty Ice. That's how he flies, ice cold, no mistakes. He also likes volleyball.
31. The San Francisco 49ers - I'm not buying into the Kapernick hype. I surely doubt he eclipses the 400-yard passing mark anytime soon. Harbaugh will rue the day he let go of Alex Smith (QB).
32. The Baltimore Ravens - The void of Ray Lewis will be felt by all Ravens fans, even his kids and their mothers.
Thoughts?
