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ethiostar

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A WOMAN'S POEM:

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.



A MAN'S POEM:



I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a s***.



The End.



 

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I Broke the Law and the Law won
The bad guys are good when they wear the badge Son

The guys that win the war rewrite the book
Those that know the Truth smile with a dry look

Karma is the real deal
Beware those that think a trade was a steal

Pack your company and stock your cupbards
Reality coming real fast to break down Mr Stubborn

Cats and dogs
Shining in the rain

Beware those that boarded wrong train
Silence is sweat, when you are in the rightous seat

And in the end
There are those that can see what is around the bend

Brace for the worse
Real bad Storms are coming declares Morse
 
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