Portis lets his "crazy" out once again...

[Danny White]

This time as "Choo Choo" the dance instructor:

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http://www.withleather.com/post.phtml?pk=4312

BREAKING! PORTIS COSTUMES ARE BACK
Commanders running back Clinton Portis, who once thrilled Internet sports dorks by holding his weekly meetings with the press in costume and character -- among the favorites were Coach Janky Spanky and Dolemite Jenkins -- is back the way we love him: as someone else. From D.C. Sports Bog:

This is Choo-Choo. Something about him teaching Portis how to dance, and [Santana] Moss how to dance, and [Antwaan] Randle El how to dance. "I taught these boys how to dance," was the gist. A lot of it was unintelligible, and involved jerky dance-like demonstrations and third person referrals to "Clinton Portis," but hey, we'll take it. More on this breaking news later.

Oversize sunglasses? Kabuki-like wig? Flamenco shirt? Goatee? Dance moves??? My God! He's tapped directly into my erotic fantasies!!! That, or a Japanese Olsen twin with a goatee. Which is pretty much the same thing.

 

[Rack]

Freakin' fruitcake.

 

[Yeagermeister]

:spidey:

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

I can only imagine the number of fans here that will rip on him and say this or that.

Too bad because all he is doing is having a little fun.

 

[Danny White]

I can only imagine the number of fans here that will rip on him and say this or that.

Too bad because all he is doing is having a little fun.

Funny, though, that he's been quiet all year until now. I wonder what changed to make him start this up again this week?

 

[ABQCOWBOY]

:spidey:

Well, I hate to break it to you but that there spidey aint nearly gay Deva enough for Portis.

 

[ABQCOWBOY]

Funny, though, that he's been quiet all year until now. I wonder what changed to make him start this up again this week?

Maybe he got a new boyfried.

 

[Mavs Man]

:spidey:

:laugh2:

That never gets old.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

Funny, though, that he's been quiet all year until now. I wonder what changed to make him start this up again this week?

Maybe he figured Joe Gibbs and crew finally got their heads out of their butts and decided if they are not going to throw deep they might as well just run run run.

 

[Idgit]

I can only imagine the number of fans here that will rip on him and say this or that.

Too bad because all he is doing is having a little fun.

He's not funny, though. It's not clever or surprising or inspired. It's just kind of stupid. The costumes aren't even good.

He deserves whatever razzing he gets.

 

[Mavs Man]

Maybe he's been hanging around Chris Cooley too much.

And Cooley's short shorts.

 

[Rack]

I can only imagine the number of fans here that will rip on him and say this or that.

Too bad because all he is doing is having a little fun.

It's too bad you don't like me ripping on him by calling him a freakin' fruitcake cuz all I'm doing is having a little fun calling him a freakin' fruitcake.


And you only defend him cuz you like to wear cheerleader outfits.

 

[Danny White]

Maybe he figured Joe Gibbs and crew finally got their heads out of their butts and decided if they are not going to throw deep they might as well just run run run.

I think it has everything with 189 yards last week.

 

[MossTDMossTD]

Funny, though, that he's been quiet all year until now. I wonder what changed to make him start this up again this week?

I think it has everything with 189 yards last week.

Good conversation? you have many like these?

I personally love when Clinton does these, it kind of signifies that he is determined to help the team and that he feels healthy again. I know you guys don't see it that way. Clinton hasn't done this since the late 2005 season where he dominated in the last 5 games, hopefully more to come!

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

It's too bad you don't like me ripping on him by calling him a freakin' fruitcake cuz all I'm doing is having a little fun calling him a freakin' fruitcake.


And you only defend him cuz you like to wear cheerleader outfits.

Who said I don't like you ripping on him?
Feeling guilty?

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

He's not funny, though. It's not clever or surprising or inspired. It's just kind of stupid. The costumes aren't even good.

He deserves whatever razzing he gets.

I would imagine that the majority of people (majority not all) that do not like it or do not think it is funny...would have a different view on it if it was a cowboy player doing it.

 

[apickmans]

I would imagine that the majority of people (majority not all) that do not like it or do not think it is funny...would have a different view on it if it was a cowboy player doing it.

Took the words right outta my mouth.

 

[Danny White]

Good conversation? you have many like these?

Do I find you tedious?

Yes I do.


Do I care about your opinion of me?

No, no I do not.


Will the Cowboys murder the Redsk*ns on 11/18 and 12/30?

Yes, I believe they most certainly will.

 

[MossTDMossTD]

ahh atleast you are consistant and continue to answer your own questions, along with ignoring others.

As you will probably beat us in Dallas(hold for a miracle(again)), you will not win in DC.

 

[Rack]

Who said I don't like you ripping on him?
Feeling guilty?

I don't get it, what would I feel guilty about? I was only making fun of Portis being a fruitcake.