Post about your psychic abilities

[Reverend Conehead]

I wish I had lots of psychic abilities like foretelling the future, reading minds, bending or melting objects with your mind, contacting the dead, etc., but I can't do any of that stuff. However, I have been blessed (or cursed) with one infallible psychic ability and that's choosing a shopping cart with at least one trashed wheel. I'm really, really good at this one. I swear, every time I grab a shopping cart, it always has a bum wheel. I'm infallible at this ability. Unfortunately, it's not much use. I really wish I had inherited better psychic abilities, but this is the only one I have. Anyone know how I could market it and make a bundle of money?
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I had a friend who got called in for jury duty, and she wrote on her questionnaire, "I can tell just by looking at someone if they're guilty or innocent because I'm psychic." Then her feelings were hurt when they immediately rejected her. Those idiots. How often do you meet someone who can do that?

 

[darthseinfeld]

My breasts can tell when its raining

Hi, Im Amanda Seyfried

 

[nobody]

I wish I had lots of psychic abilities like foretelling the future, reading minds, bending or melting objects with your mind, contacting the dead, etc., but I can't do any of that stuff. However, I have been blessed (or cursed) with one infallible psychic ability and that's choosing a shopping cart with at least one trashed wheel. I'm really, really good at this one. I swear, every time I grab a shopping cart, it always has a bum wheel. I'm infallible at this ability. Unfortunately, it's not much use. I really wish I had inherited better psychic abilities, but this is the only one I have. Anyone know how I could market it and make a bundle of money?
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I had a friend who got called in for jury duty, and she wrote on her questionnaire, "I can tell just by looking at someone if they're guilty or innocent because I'm psychic." Then her feelings were hurt when they immediately rejected her. Those idiots. How often do you meet someone who can do that?

....that's brilliant.

 

[Hoofbite]

....that's brilliant.

Also probably unlikely to work, and even if it was successful you'd be thrown back into the jury pool with a "chance" to be selected again. When I was on jury duty, just getting to the point in the process where it's asked if there's any reason why you can't be an impartial juror, it was past lunch. Half a day already shot to hell just waiting to see if I was going to be picked as a juror.