Post your text conversations you had last night during the game

[MarionBarberThe4th]

This should be fun

 

[casmith07]

Me: Have two timeouts no rush
Friend: Williams is eating
Friend: Huge!
Me: DAK
Friend: One shot to the sideline or to the end zone
Friend: Or not lol
*Dan Bailey FG Good, Cowboys lead 16-3 at the half*
Me: Good call
Me: Just kick it, take the points. There will be 3 seconds left.
Friend: Yep
Me: 3-score lead at the half
Friend: Yea, great first half
Me: Yeah ugly but I'll take it

One of the only portions not filled with expletives lol -- most of the expletives were joyous, too, lol.

 

[SHAMSzy]

Me: come over for sexy time?

girl never responded

 

[Swanny]

Conversation I had with my TV

On the drive where we got to the 2 yard line

Before 1st down!
Me: ALRIGHT! Get to see Zeke score and give me some much needed FF points!

After first down
Me: Really we have one of the best RBs in football and the best line in the league and we throw it up to Dez?

2nd Down
Me: what kind of God awful throw was That? How obvious is it we are trying to force feed Dez

3rd down
Me: repeat 2nd Down


No really I think I'm really close to what I said leaving out the cuss words and I was talking to my wife but she never responds so it's like I was talking to the TV or myself.

 

[Don Corleone]

Me: come over for sexy time?

girl never responded

 

[Lutonio]

I was with friends, so not a lot of texts. Here's the short exchange I had:

Me: First and goal at the 2, and those idiots pass three times.
Friend: I'll never understand when teams do that
(later)
Me: Yeeeaaaahh! All those extra chromosomes apparently don't help Eli play football

 

[DoctorChicken]

Me - Dak is T H I C C

Friend - Thick as a bowl of oatmeal

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

actual text exchange with wife earlier in the week.

Me : Rolling pin action...Satisfaction

Wife: No, Eat real good and take a nap

Me: Slap a Sassy pumpernickle right in the hooha until the wind cries Martin (auto correct changed mary to martin).

No reply from wife.

 

[LocimusPrime]

It usually gets a little more lively depending on which homie I'm talking too but last nights game was pretty much an easy win

 

[DFWJC]

Me: "What are you wearing right now"?

... oh, wait

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

Me: "What are you wearing right now"?

... oh, wait

<----- With baited breath...."Yes...Please Continue"

 

[YosemiteSam]

Me: "What are you wearing right now"?

... oh, wait

Furry costume? rofl

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

to my wife's side of the family, including father-in-law, her brothers and sisters, who are all rabid Giants fans..........

Me: sorry guys, was a grind all around for both teams and OBJ being out was a blow
Them: crickets

 

[BermyStar]

Lots of foul language between myself and a Commanders fan...not board appropriate by any stretch. To summarize - he hates the Cowboys, but hates the Giants more was glad to see them lose.

 

[Pants]

not a text, but yelled to Mrs Pants in the other room -

"WOO HOO! SACKED THAT DOOFUS (cleaned up that word) MANNING!"
Response: "What, are you talking to me?"

Last time I tried

 

[erod]

Me: "What are you wearing right now"?

... oh, wait

Khakis.

 

[MarionBarberThe4th]

Khakis.

She sounds hideous

 

[ALBIT]

Why the F××K did they throw the ball 3 times at the 2 yard line. Im still asking

 

[MarionBarberThe4th]

Why the F××K did they throw the ball 3 times at the 2 yard line. Im still asking

I think the theory is to get dez going early so he has Increased value later In the game

 

[erod]

She sounds hideous

Well, she's a guy, so.....