Predict the headline and recap from the Cowboys-Texans game

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Cowboys Still the Kings of Texas


October 5, 2014

ARLINGTON, Texas - It's become an axiom among some frustrated sports fans that when your team begins to excel at something, it will promptly abandon it. Sunday's game was a case in point as the Dallas Cowboys, owners of the No. 1-ranked rushing offense in the entire league, moved away from their powerful running game and tried to air out the ball instead in a 36-24 victory over their in-state rivals, the Houston Texans.

Tony Romo threw the ball early and often to the tune of 322 yards and four touchdown passes. DeMarco Murray, the NFC Offensive Player of the Month, was curiously given the ball only eleven times, although he still gained 69 yards and the Cowboys mowed down the Texans' defense for over a hundred rushing yards anyway.

Dan Bailey, uncannily accurate in making twenty-nine consecutive field goals entering this game (a Cowboys franchise record,) extended that streak to 33 on the day by making four field goals, including three crucial kicks within the game's final six minutes to extend a shaky 27-24 Dallas lead to 36-24 and put the game out of reach. He is now within nine of tying the NFL's all-time record for most consecutive field goals made, set by Mike Vanderjagt with 42.

The Texans' feared pass rusher, J.J. Watt, lived up to pregame expectations with two sacks and a forced fumble as Houston's defense shook up the Cowboys' recently-outstanding offensive line by sacking Romo four times. Such a pass rush did little to dampen the game's offensive fireworks, however, as the two teams combined for 855 yards of offense and 48 first downs anyway.

The game featured a number of bizarre oddities, including a blocked punt, a pass that was tipped and deflected five times by three different players before being intercepted, a 59-yard field goal by a kicker, and five failed attempts to convert fourth downs. Romo was intercepted once and fumbled twice, but the Dallas defense managed to prevent the Texans' offense from converting any of the turnovers into points.

The Cowboys and Texans have played each other in the regular season only four times but have already done so at three separate venues. Eight years ago, the Cowboys defeated Houston at aging Texas Stadium. Four years ago, Dallas prevailed again at Reliant Stadium, and this latest meeting in 2014 took place here at AT&T Stadium. The Cowboys, of course, were run out of town 19-10 by Houston in the Texans' inaugural franchise game twelve years ago, an embarrassing outcome which Texans fans have never stopped reminding Cowboys fans of.

The Cowboys now head to Seattle to take on the defending Super Bowl champion Seahawks, while the Texans will host the Colts in a division rivalry game.
 
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WATT YOU GONNA DO WHEN THE GREAT WALL OF DALLAS RUNS WILD ON YOU BROTHA?! COWBOYS WORLD ORDER STRUTS TO VICTORY 34-10.

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"The game featured a number of bizarre oddities, including a blocked punt, a pass that was tipped and deflected five times by three different players before being intercepted'
You would make a great fiction writer.
 

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"The game featured a number of bizarre oddities, including a blocked punt, a pass that was tipped and deflected five times by three different players before being intercepted'
You would make a great fiction writer.

Thanks! I am writing a fiction novel, actually, although it's not about football.
 

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I just noticed an error, Romo can't throw 4 TD passes and have Bailey kick 4 FGs. That adds up to more than 36 points, unless all 4 TD conversion extra points fail.

3 TD passes and 5 FGs then. That makes 36.
 

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I just noticed an error, Romo can't throw 4 TD passes and have Bailey kick 4 FGs. That adds up to more than 36 points, unless all 4 TD conversion extra points fail.

3 TD passes and 5 FGs then. That makes 36.

Was just going to say, as i was reading it, something not adding up. But "A" for effort anyway. :)
Sounds as if it would be a sloppy game, which may very well be.

But I see headlines as....
These Texans not Worthy to be a Son of a Bum...lose 45-10
For Houston, Oil Fields were Dry...Cowboys pumped it to a 35-0 win
Cowboys played like a Well Oiled Machine....spurt to a 38-9 win
 

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Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction in its entirety.



Cowboys Still the Kings of Texas


October 5, 2014

ARLINGTON, Texas - It's become an axiom among some frustrated sports fans that when your team begins to excel at something, it will promptly abandon it. Sunday's game was a case in point as the Dallas Cowboys, owners of the No. 1-ranked rushing offense in the entire league, moved away from their powerful running game and tried to air out the ball instead in a 36-24 victory over their in-state rivals, the Houston Texans.

Tony Romo threw the ball early and often to the tune of 322 yards and four touchdown passes[\b]

Dan Bailey, uncannily accurate in making twenty-nine consecutive field goals entering this game (a Cowboys franchise record,) extended that streak to 33 on the day by making four field goals

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The game featured a number of bizarre oddities

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Perhaps most bizarre among all such oddities was the one that the article fails to mention: Bailey's four misses on the extra point attempts. :)
 

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"JJ Watt gets shorted out by the Great Wall of Dallas!"

31-20 Dallas
 

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Cowboys O-line again runs the "hitch" in the victory formation after a convincing win over Houston !
 

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Rushing to Conclusions - Cowboys, behind yet another great rushing performance by Murray, prove the Cowboys are legit contenders after defeating the Texans 24 to 13.
 

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"Not enough power in one Watt to stop Dallas' offensive circuit breakers."

"Texas is the Lone Star State for a reason as Cowboys are the only stars to shine"
 

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"JJ Watt? Where? Cowboys running game negates NFL's top defender."
 

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Electric Company 2?

Amped Murray, wired Bryant and grounded O-Line short circuit Watt and battery powered Texans, 31- 16.
 
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