Predict the headlines and game recap

[DandyDon1722]

Cool Brees No Match For Big D
Saints Sent Marching

 

[RonSpringsdaman20]

The Dallas Offensive line held the saints without a sack and created lanes for Demarco Murray, who rushed for a game high 123 yards rushing.

 

[noshame]

Romo takes the 3rd quarter off in a attempt to rest his back.

 

[Corso]

Naked Man Claiming to be Corso Runs Onto Field in Time to Intercept Brees For Pick 6 to Seal Game. Does Chicken Dance in Endzone While Giving the X.

Coach Garrett Claims He Was a Last Second Roster Addition. Hand Written Roster Addition Under Investigation By Herr Goodell.

Corso (#13) Showered With Dom Perignon Champagne (As Written In Contract) and J Jones Personal Selection of Johnny Walker Favorites.

Headlines on Tuesday:

Newest Addition- Corso Arrested for Drunkenly Beating Boss Into Unconsciousness: Jerry Jones After Champagne Shower and Night With Paid Strippers.

Herr Goodell Found With Damning Papers Linking Him to NY Giants Mara and South American Human Trafficking Cartel.



News at 11.

 

[Idgit]

Naked Man Claiming to be Corso Runs Onto Field in Time to Intercept Brees For Pick 6 to Seal Game. Does Chicken Dance in Endzone While Giving the X.

Coach Garrett Claims He Was a Last Second Roster Addition. Hand Written Roster Addition Under Investigation By Herr Goodell.

Corso (#13) Showered With Dom Perignon Champagne (As Written In Contract) and J Jones Personal Selection of Johnny Walker Favorites.

Headlines on Tuesday:

Newest Addition- Corso Arrested for Drunkenly Beating Boss Into Unconsciousness: Jerry Jones After Champagne Shower and Night With Paid Strippers.

Herr Goodell Found With Damning Papers Linking Him to NY Giants Mara and South American Human Trafficking Cartel.



News at 11.

What just happened?

 

[TwoDeep3]

Big Easy Brees' in Jonesville

 

[dragon_mikal]

"Saints March Into AT&T Stadium But Have To Crawl Out Due To Murray Running Them Over."

 

[Corso]

What just happened?

That's what I was about to ask.
Who the heck would claim they're me?

I am proud of and condone their (near future) actions though...

This is, after all... America.

Land of the Free and...
Home of the Brave.

 

[Fletch]

why would I wish that?

First, it's hard to tell the intent of one's post when you don't know them well. That was my fault. But when I read what you typed, it just seemed as if you typed your mock headline like one of those fans who claims to be a fan and wants what's best for the Cowboys, only to hope our team implodes so you can thump your chest and say "I told you so."
Like so many in here do on a daily basis.

 

[Fredd]

"Jones puts out buffet for Saints, Ryan misses game"

 

[ABQcowboyJR]

Saints deactivate punter for Sunday night game.

Rob Ryan ejected from game,,, by Sean Payton. Ryan retaliates by eating the entire teams post-game snacks,,,

This made me chuckle.

"Cowboys fall back to 500,..........again. Another 8-8 season looms."

 

[Beast_from_East]

Healthier defense not enough. Cowboys drubbed by Brees and co. 41-17.

I have no idea what will happen, but if we start the season with back to back home blowouts.....................yikes, the coaching staff should not make any real estate purchases in the area if you get what I am saying.

 

[MWH1967]

"Cowboys steal one with a last second Bailey field goal ....Send the "Who Dats" back to norlins"

 

[DandyDon1722]

I have no idea what will happen, but if we start the season with back to back home blowouts.....................yikes, the coaching staff should not make any real estate purchases in the area if you get what I am saying.

The question becomes, does back to back road wins mitigate two home blowouts?

I'm kind of with you Beast - I don't think so.

 

[DragonCowboy]

"Cowboys force not one, but two punts."

 

[Joe Realist]

Saints back to normal - drubbing Dallas 45-24

 

[DogFace]

"Claiborne Big Day as Dallas holds on for win"

 

[Zman5]

After Ryan's defense gives up the last second TD, "Who Dat?" chant turns into "You Fat!" chant.

 

[CanadianCowboysFan]

First, it's hard to tell the intent of one's post when you don't know them well. That was my fault. But when I read what you typed, it just seemed as if you typed your mock headline like one of those fans who claims to be a fan and wants what's best for the Cowboys, only to hope our team implodes so you can thump your chest and say "I told you so."
Like so many in here do on a daily basis.

I've never dome that. I expect a loss but definitely don't want one

 

[TheCount]

I'm almost certain we're going to get whopped, but screw it, "Cowboys win shootout in Big D". Oldie but goodie.