Twitter: Prescott: “I always got some pop on my balls”

[Direwolf63]

The jokes write themselves

 

[big dog cowboy]

I think you are asking a lot!!!!!!!!

Nah. They know...

 

[catiii]

The ego on this kid is crazy.

Yet he's lost TWO passing competitions (last place) against Carr and Dalton with stationary targets. All mouth. He couldn't even throw it far enough to hit the targets way downfield - now that was hilarious.

 

[Oz-of-Cowboy-Country]

Zip.

 

[Mr_437]

Where can I get some "pop" for my balls? Dak might be on to something.

 

[bigE79]

It doesn't surprise me that he sleeps around.

All he needs now is Stephens secret sauce.

 

[plymkr]

Where can I get some "pop" for my balls? Dak might be on to something.

I went to my doctor and he prescribed me something. I'm not ashamed, I'm just not as young as I used to be and needed a little help.

 

[JayFord]

Dak gotta word that better because that sounds like a medical issue

 

[Ranched]

I read that too quick.

Lol. Me too. Being a female, I was ready to hate on Dak being he's too classy using that terminology in another way then what he meant.

I went to my doctor and he prescribed me something. I'm not ashamed, I'm just not as young as I used to be and needed a little help.

Oh do share.

 

[fivetwos]

Why did this remind me of Jaylons “watch the tape” line?? Why? Just why?

 

[FanofJerry]

Cola on your balls makes them sticky...makes sense.

 

[speedkilz88]

 

[MountaineerCowboy]

Yet he's lost TWO passing competitions (last place) against Carr and Dalton with stationary targets. All mouth. He couldn't even throw it far enough to hit the targets way downfield - now that was hilarious.

Jason Garrett used to school him after practice too.

Remember from Hard Knocks?

 

[Mr_437]

I went to my doctor and he prescribed me something. I'm not ashamed, I'm just not as young as I used to be and needed a little help.

Why did this remind me of Jaylons “watch the tape” line?? Why? Just why?

"Watch the tape my balls are popping!!!"

 

[glimmerman]

He knows the team is doing good so he wants out there to help. Maybe they play him for a half. Or maybe not. I am sure he has been throwing the ball some already..

 

[john van brocklin]

OK guys. You know the routine. Keep it clean!!!

That quote was just asking for trouble !

 

[JonesBoys]

What does he have on his balls?

 

[Jipper]

Can I get some ********** to go with daks pop on his balls!

Edit…:had no clue gh was a banned word, sorry guys

 

[gimmesix]

the guy is becoming more cringeworthy by the day

He’s doing great, guys. Just ask his receivers.

Answers often depend on how the question is asked. If he was asked if he's able to get any velocity on his throws, this is a perfectly reasonable answer.

 

[Reality]

OK guys. You know the routine. Keep it clean!!!

True, but you have to admit he teed that one up himself