Preseason Jokes

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LMAO Here's a thread title for you. The next time you get bored just try this one. Championship Jokes ( no jokes, just a punch line) Philadelphia Eagles

Duche'

 

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Duche'

>>> AE the stand-up comodian.

Dork

 

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>>> AE the stand-up comodian.

Dork

I meant to say touche'

 

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I meant to say touche'

I'll have to admit, you are clever.

 

[Danny White]

Terrell Owens’ momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, No Professionals."
Terrell Owens’ momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Terrell Owens’ momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Terrell Owens’ momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.
Terrell Owens’ momma so ugly she made an onion cry.
Terrell Owens’ momma so ugly I heard that his dad first met her at the pound.
Terrell Owens’ momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.
Terrell Owens’ momma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Terrell Owens’ momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say ,"Damn, is it Halloween already?"
Terrell Owens’ momma so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Terrell Owens’ momma so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours...for a quote!
Terrell Owens’ momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Terrell Owens’ momma so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
Terrell Owens’ momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Terrell Owens’ momma so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown.
Terrell Owens’ momma so ugly that when she cries the tears run down the back of her head because they're afraid of her face!!
Terrell Owens’ momma so ugly that her face will make a freight train take a dirt road!
Terrell Owens’ momma so ugly the NHL banned her for life.
Terrell Owens’ momma so ugly, she walked into taco bell and they all ran for the border!
Terrell Owens’ momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Terrell Owens’ momma so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Terrell Owens’ momma so ugly that his father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Terrell Owens’ momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Terrell Owens’ momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!
Terrell Owens’ momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Terrell Owens’ momma is so fat her waist size is equator!
Terrell Owens’ momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!
Terrell Owens’ momma so fat when she walks around in Texas in high heels, she strikes oil!
Terrell Owens’ momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
Terrell Owens’ momma so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he told her to move her fat ole *** over!
Terrell Owens’ momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Terrell Owens’ momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Terrell Owens’ momma so fat she wakes up in sections!
Terrell Owens’ momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Terrell Owens’ momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Terrell Owens’ momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Terrell Owens’ momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, "To be continued."
Terrell Owens’ momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Terrell Owens’ momma so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Terrell Owens’ mamma so fat, you have to roll over twice to get off her...
Terrell Owens’ momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.
Terrell Owens’ momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling, "Free Willy!"
Terrell Owens’ momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
Terrell Owens’ momma so fat, she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says, "Okay!"
Terrell Owens’ momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say, "Taxi!"
Terrell Owens’ momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Terrell Owens’ momma so fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway.
Terrell Owens’ momma so fat I've known her all my life ... and I still haven't seen ALL of her!
Terrell Owens’ momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Terrell Owens’ momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.
Terrell Owens’ momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.
Terrell Owens’ momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
Terrell Owens’ momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear, "Caution! Wide Turn."
Terrell Owens’ momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Terrell Owens’ momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read, "One at a time, please."
Terrell Owens’ momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Terrell Owens’ momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Terrell Owens’ momma so fat she's got her own area code!
Terrell Owens’ momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!
Terrell Owens’ momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Terrell Owens’ momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the b!tch's good side!
Terrell Owens’ momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
Terrell Owens’ momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Terrell Owens’ momma so fat her belly button's got an echo.
Terrell Owens’ momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Terrell Owens’ momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Terrell Owens’ momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Terrell Owens’ momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Terrell Owens’ momma so fat her blood type is Ragu.
Terrell Owens’ momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Terrell Owens’ momma so fat she stands in two time zones.
Terrell Owens’ momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Terrell Owens’ momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Terrell Owens’ momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth.
Terrell Owens’ momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Terrell Owens’ momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Terrell Owens’ momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
Terrell Owens’ momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
Terrell Owens’ momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!
Terrell Owens’ momma so fat she accidentally got a 757 caught in her teeth.
Terrell Owens’ momma so fat to her, "light food," means under 4 Tons!
Terrell Owens’ momma so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals!
Terrell Owens’ momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
Terrell Owens’ momma so fat she was zoned for commercial development.
Terrell Owens’ momma so stupid, she thought, "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink!
Terrell Owens’ momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Terrell Owens’ momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Terrell Owens’ momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Terrell Owens’ momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Terrell Owens’ momma so stupid she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Terrell Owens’ momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Terrell Owens’ momma so stupid she asked you, "What is the number for 911?"
Terrell Owens’ momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Terrell Owens’ momma so stupid that under, "Education," on her job application, she put, "Hooked on Phonics."
Terrell Owens’ momma so stupid she watches, "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
Terrell Owens’ momma so stupid, she couldn't read an audio book.
Terrell Owens’ momma so stupid it take her a week to get rid of a 24 hour virus.
Terrell Owens’ momma so stupid it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg.

 

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Terrell Owens’ momma ...

Good stuff ...I'll have to think about this one--but I'll be bock!