Punchlines only

[Signals]

The crowd was aghast by Ben Dover's public address.

 

[the kid 05]

The crowd was aghast by Ben Dover's public address.

*crickets*

 

[YosemiteSam]

The crowd was aghast by Ben Dover's public address.

I thought it was a gas.

 

[Cajuncowboy]

And then the dog said, "You want me to do what with Brainpaint?"

:

 

[Chief]

.... and that's why Santa always says "ho, ho, ho."

 

[kmp77]

Aristocrats!

 

[Faerluna]

And by the way, that's not a Porche, that's a Ferrari.

 

[TheCount]

Stop asking me all these personal questions!.... So anyway, I'm ******* my wife right..

 

[Signals]

So anyway, I'm ******* my wife right..

... and all the sudden she says; "Mike Ditka is bigger than York Ditka."

 

[peplaw06]

"I wish these *****es would shut up..." Johnny raises his hand "Tiger Woods!!"

 

[Faerluna]

"I wish these *****es would shut up..." Johnny raises his hand "Tiger Woods!!"

:laugh2:

 

[Faerluna]

The man says, "Thanks, but if seven shots of tequila won't get the taste out of my mouth, nothing will."

 

[ZeroClub]

You're in the barrel.

 

[StanleySpadowski]

Wrecked him? Damn near killed him.

 

[kmp77]

The man says, "Thanks, but if seven shots of tequila won't get the taste out of my mouth, nothing will."

One of the best jokes ever!

 

[Kangaroo]

... and all the sudden she says; "Mike Ditka is bigger than York Ditka."

More proof the spork is the greatest invention of all times besides being a great utensil it is the end all be all of punch lines

While spork you man !


Hey what the spork ?


Did he just spork you ?

Dude you have been sporked

Then the spork goes on