Punt-related Drinking Game Tomorrow Night

Temo

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Because we all know that the videoboard will the major story.

http://www.ninersnation.com/2009/8/28/1005458/andy-lee-shooter-game

1. One shot if the broadcast plays the clip of Titan's punter A.J. Trapasso hitting the scoreboard.


2. One shot if the broadcast plays a clip of Andy Lee hitting the scoreboard with a punt during pre-game warm ups.


3. One shot for every time the broadcast cuts to a shot of Jerry Jones just before an Andy Lee punt


4. One shot for every time Andy Lee punts the ball into the scoreboard.


5. One additional shot if the 49ers coverage team didn't even bother to pursue the kick knowing it was going to hit the scoreboard.


6. One shot if the broadcast cuts to Jerry Jones' uneasy face after Andy Lee punts the ball into his scoreboard.


7. Two shots if Coach Mike Singletary looks amused with Andy Lee punting the ball into the scoreboard.


8. One shot if any broadcaster makes an analogy between the new Cowboy Stadium and the Death Star.


9. One shot if Andy Lee is interviewed on the sideline during the broadcast and asked about punting the ball into the scoreboard.


10. One shot if any 49ers fan is spotted in the broadcast wearing an Andy Lee jersey.


11. Dallas punter Mat McBriar will be shot for hitting the scoreboard.
 

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I hope you are not driving because you are going to be drunk off of your butt.
 

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Temo;2908667 said:
Because we all know that the videoboard will the major story.

http://www.ninersnation.com/2009/8/28/1005458/andy-lee-shooter-game

1. One shot if the broadcast plays the clip of Titan's punter A.J. Trapasso hitting the scoreboard.


2. One shot if the broadcast plays a clip of Andy Lee hitting the scoreboard with a punt during pre-game warm ups.


3. One shot for every time the broadcast cuts to a shot of Jerry Jones just before an Andy Lee punt


4. One shot for every time Andy Lee punts the ball into the scoreboard.


5. One additional shot if the 49ers coverage team didn't even bother to pursue the kick knowing it was going to hit the scoreboard.


6. One shot if the broadcast cuts to Jerry Jones' uneasy face after Andy Lee punts the ball into his scoreboard.


7. Two shots if Coach Mike Singletary looks amused with Andy Lee punting the ball into the scoreboard.


8. One shot if any broadcaster makes an analogy between the new Cowboy Stadium and the Death Star.


9. One shot if Andy Lee is interviewed on the sideline during the broadcast and asked about punting the ball into the scoreboard.


10. One shot if any 49ers fan is spotted in the broadcast wearing an Andy Lee jersey.


11. Dallas punter Mat McBriar will be shot for hitting the scoreboard.
I'd never see the end of the game. Just between repeated shots for #1 and #2 I'd pass out before half-time.

#11 was really clever, Temo
 

JustDezIt

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you should just make it easy and drink every time anything related to the board is discussed
 

JBS

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geez, what has this world come to...we now have drinking games for the punt unit..crazy
 

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speedkilz88;2908677 said:
Some advice: Stock up on lots of alcohol and then buy some more.

Just come patronize my bar, then I can make some $$$$$ ;)
 

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You'll be falling down drunk before game time. All that will happen in the pre-game show.
 

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Cajuncowboy;2909208 said:
You'll be falling down drunk before game time. All that will happen in the pre-game show.


Definately better make a rule to wait till kickoff, pre-game alone will stone you to death on the replays etc.
 

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Temo;2908667 said:
8. One shot if any broadcaster makes an analogy between the new Cowboy Stadium and the Death Star.

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