Puppies Vs. Kittens!

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MarionBarberThe4th;2892838 said:
Which would be more delicious? What, I mean which is cutest?

In the words of Jerry The King Lawler....PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D
 

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MarionBarberThe4th;2892838 said:
Which would be more delicious? What, I mean which is cutest?

After the puppy eats the kitten, it has to be the puppy. Survival of the fittest, cuttiest and because the kitten is the most delicious! :D
 

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They asked this question on Spike TV's ManSwers. Dogs taste better and cats are more nutritious. :D
 

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Predator. No, wait. Alien. Oh what the hell: kittens.

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Kittens are underrated. When they're 2 to 4 months old, they're hilarious to watch. The hiding, the stalking, the jumping. They're like little circus acrobats.

A kitten will use a litter box, but a puppy will drop a turd right on your door step or carpet. They're also noisy.

I like puppies, but kittens are lower maintenance and often more entertaining.
 

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Chief;2893744 said:
Kittens are underrated. When they're 2 to 4 months old, they're hilarious to watch. The hiding, the stalking, the jumping. They're like little circus acrobats.

A kitten will use a litter box, but a puppy will drop a turd right on your door step or carpet. They're also noisy.

I like puppies, but kittens are lower maintenance and often more entertaining.

I've taught my puppy to ring a bell I have hanging from the back door when she is ready to go out. It took less than two weeks before she did it consistently.
 

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nyc;2893776 said:
I've taught my puppy to ring a bell I have hanging from the back door when she is ready to go out. It took less than two weeks before she did it consistently.

That is half the time it took my cat to train me to open the door for her when she wanted to go out.
 

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joseephuss;2893789 said:
That is half the time it took my cat to train me to open the door for her when she wanted to go out.

I just put a big angry dog in the back yard with a window on the door and the cat no longer wants to go outside. :laugh2:
 

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nyc;2893798 said:
I just put a big angry dog in the back yard with a window on the door and the cat no longer wants to go outside. :laugh2:

My cat has chased off German Shepherds so that would not work on her.
 

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kittens are cool

cats are primmadonnas

you notice whenever you call a cat in for dinner, how they will run up to the door, but once they get to the doorway, they slow down and just waltz on in?
 

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Bob Sacamano;2893829 said:
kittens are cool

cats are primmadonnas

you notice whenever you call a cat in for dinner, how they will run up to the door, but once they get to the doorway, they slow down and just waltz on in?
There's no crime in being melodramatic...

:D
 

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nyc;2893776 said:
I've taught my puppy to ring a bell I have hanging from the back door when she is ready to go out.

I do that whenever I'm feeling amorous. No one ever responds, though.
 

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nyc;2893270 said:
Please pick me!
kitten_die.jpg

As Bugs Bunny would say, "You know... this means war..." :p:

I wished I had brought my laptop to work with me today. Everytime I download something as simple as Paint.Net on my work computer, IT wipes it off. :banghead:
 

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Bob Sacamano;2893874 said:
yes there is!

I hate you!

no, no, I don't, I love you man
A cat would responded the exact same way, but would've added some dramatic purring for more effect. :)
 

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DallasEast;2893882 said:
As Bugs Bunny would say, "You know... this means war..." :p:

I wished I had brought my laptop to work with me today. Everytime I download something as simple as Paint.Net on my work computer, IT wipes it off. :banghead:

Ever tied the online photo editors? I think there is one called FotoFlexer that is free. I've never used it though.
 
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