Quick blonde joke...

[trickblue]

A blonde was sitting on the train reading the newspaper. The
headline blared, "12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed."

She shook her head at the sad news, then turned to the stranger sitting next to her and asked, "How many is a Brazilian?"

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

A blonde was sitting on the train reading the newspaper. The
headline blared, "12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed."

She shook her head at the sad news, then turned to the stranger sitting next to her and asked, "How many is a Brazilian?"

So where were you and princess heading on the train?

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[WoodysGirl]

So where were you and princess heading on the train?

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[Yeagermeister]

So where were you and princess heading on the train?

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[EastCoastLawnmowers]

how about this one, 3 blondes are driving to Disneyland, they see a sign Disneyland Left. so they turn around and go home.

 

[lane]

A blonde was sitting on the train reading the newspaper. The
headline blared, "12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed."

She shook her head at the sad news, then turned to the stranger sitting next to her and asked, "How many is a Brazilian?"

hilarious.

 

[silverbear]

This blonde and redhead are walking down the street, and the redhead exclaims "oh look, a dead bird"...

The blonde looks skyward, asking "where??"

Or here's one that's a little longer, that I've always liked:

Air France was opening an office at the Atlanta airport (which I believe is one of their hubs in the US), and they hired this spectacular example of a Georgia peach-- blonde, of course-- to be their receptionist... naturally, she had a heavy Gaw-gia accent, and they worked real hard training her to answer their phones "Bonjour, Air France", with the right Gallic lilt...

The grand opening rolls around, and the lobby is filled with assorted bigwigs, and the phone rings for the first time... the Georgia peach smiles sweetly, picks up the phone and says "Bonjour, Air France", sounding like she was fresh off the plane from Paris, "how kin ah hep ya??"

 

[Qwickdraw]

A blonde and a brunette are fishing on opposites sides of a lake.
The blonde is reeling in fish left and right while the brunette isn't catching a thing.
The brunette yells across to the blonde, "Hey! How do I get to the other side?"
The blonde responds, "You *******! You're already on the other side!"

 

[LaTunaNostra]

I just became a blonde last week - must be working because I didn't get half those jokes.

 

[ROMOSAPIEN9]

A blonde was sitting on the train reading the newspaper. The
headline blared, "12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed."

She shook her head at the sad news, then turned to the stranger sitting next to her and asked, "How many is a Brazilian?"

Somebody was litening to The Ticket @ 6:40 am this morning.