trickblue
Not Old School...Old Testament...
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You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
A man is incomplete until he's married. Then he's finished.
A little boy asks his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replies, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
A man said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, but by then, it was too late."
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Young son: "Is it true Dad, that in some parts of of the world a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad: "That happens in every country, son."
If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
First guy: "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they're attractive to the opposite sex.
At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
A man is incomplete until he's married. Then he's finished.
A little boy asks his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replies, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
A man said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, but by then, it was too late."
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Young son: "Is it true Dad, that in some parts of of the world a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad: "That happens in every country, son."
If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
First guy: "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they're attractive to the opposite sex.
[rimshot]Thank you... [/rimshot] I'll be here all week... try the meatloaf...
