"Like a 3-wheeled grocery cart...

[Qwickdraw]

or a receiverless throw,
an aisle 9 without football,
is not one I like to know."

Man do they play out commercials on NFL Network.

"Hello? People in TV Land... get a Fathead!"

"While serving up chops and pounds of bologna, I get my NFL stats on my cellular phoney."

"The moonboots, the vote for Pedro shirts, it's Napolean Dynamite! Check out the form on that reverse Howdy!"

"Everything you want is here to see.
Take a backstage tour like a V.I.P."



Maybe I just watch too much. :

 

[Ashwynn]

maybe.

 

[demdcowboys#1]

or a receiverless throw,
an aisle 9 without football,
is not one I like to know."

Man do they play out commercials on NFL Network.

"Hello? People in TV Land... get a Fathead!"

"While serving up chops and pounds of bologna, I get my NFL stats on my cellular phoney."

"The moonboots, the vote for Pedro shirts, it's Napolean Dynamite! Check out the form on that reverse Howdy!"

"Everything you want is here to see.
Take a backstage tour like a V.I.P."



Maybe I just watch too much. :

You forgot..........

Eisen: "Prepare Giants cam for launch!!"

Emmitt: " Launching Giants cam"

*Music plays while showing Plax hold the ball at the camera*

AND..........Holt

You call me a fathead!!!

Man i didnt know i looked that good

Go big.......go real

Go get a fathead.....RIGHT NOW, There gonna be gon soon!!

AND...........Chad

Ima fathead, you calllin me a fathead?

Ay ima fathead
*Chad flashes gold fronts*

AND..........NFL equiptment

"Im a big time player that makes big plays"
"My game is seamless"
"I do it every second of every game"
"I make big plays in tight situations"

I am Byron Leftwhich
Jevon Kearse
Ray Lewis
Torry Holt
I am all 32 teams in the National Football League
I am NFL equiptment!!!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

My favorite TV channel

Game of the week is on Pats vs Steelers

 

[Qwickdraw]

AND..........NFL equiptment

"Im a big time player that makes big plays"
"My game is seamless"
"I do it every second of every game"
"I make big plays all game"

I am Byron Leftwhich
Jevon Kearse
Ray Lewis
I am Torry Holt
NFL equiptment!!!

OMG!

Can't believe I forgot this one!

 

[demdcowboys#1]

OMG!

Can't believe I forgot this one!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:laugh2:

 

[parchy]

At least you guys get the NFL Network...

 

[Qwickdraw]

At least you guys get the NFL Network...

Don't worry...
it's about 1 hour of fresh info and entertainment...

and 23 hours of repetition.

 

[demdcowboys#1]

Dang i dont know what i'd do w/o it!!!!!!!!!!

 

[demdcowboys#1]

Oh man, i forgot this one...................


"Theres something up in Pittsburghhhhhhh"

*shows Steelers cam touring around the entire steelers facility*
*the cam gets to its final stop as Bil Cowher blocks it from going into the gameplan room*

" Well almost total access"
"32 team cams........only on NFL Network"

I CANT BELIEVE I LEFT THAT ONE OUT!!!!!!

 

[parchy]

This is my favorite NFL commercial of all time:

"Hey Dottie! What was that QB the Steelers drafted? Rothel-somethin'... Nice pick Cowah!"

 

[WoodysGirl]

Don't worry...
it's about 1 hour of fresh info and entertainment...

and 23 hours of repetition.

I like Playbook. Sterling Sharpe and Soloman Wilcots work well together. I like Glenn Parker last year. Brian Baldinger sometimes talks too fast for this thoughts.

It's the offseason that kills the NFL Network. They don't have enuff offseason programming, even with the game replays.

 

[Qwickdraw]

I like Playbook. Sterling Sharpe and Soloman Wilcots work well together. I like Glenn Parker last year. Brian Baldinger sometimes talks too fast for this thoughts.

It's the offseason that kills the NFL Network. They don't have enuff offseason programming, even with the game replays.

True.

I think they need some more in-depth draft preparation shows. College highlights, etc.

They cover the combine but they only have like one draft show that is mildly informative and they don't even shoot it until like March.

 

[drew97]

You forgot..........

AND..........NFL equiptment

"Im a big time player that makes big plays"
"My game is seamless"
"I do it every second of every game"
"I make big plays in tight situations"

I am Byron Leftwhich
Jevon Kearse
Ray Lewis
Torry Holt
I am all 32 teams in the National Football League
I am NFL equiptment!!!

Have you guys seen the commerical like this but with Roy in it? He says my game is tight but I play so loose its pretty funny I forgot who else is in it I only seen it once.

 

[DragonCowboy]

I've watched it about 5 times, and all I've ever seen is Broncos Cam...and some other AFC junk...is NFL Network just based on the AFC or something?

 

[WoodysGirl]

True.

I think they need some more in-depth draft preparation shows. College highlights, etc.

They cover the combine but they only have like one draft show that is mildly informative and they don't even shoot it until like March.

I think more draft coverage would be huge. I hate that the only info we get on player workouts are from articles and such. Wouldn't it be cool to watch some of campus workouts of the top picks? Only problem I see would be dealing w/the NCAA, but I think it would be a nice add.


Oh and Drew97, I've seen that commercial w/Roy.

The commercial I hate the most but watch everytime is "The Big Man Dance Challenge"

 

[NYCowboy22]

Where You At 85?

Cut To Chad Johnson Smiling With His Gold Teeth.

 

[Qwickdraw]

Where You At 85?

Cut To Chad Johnson Smiling With His Gold Teeth.

yup.

At least that one has minimal dialogue, though.

How bout...

"No fear, for 60 miutes!"
"Respect is not given it's earned!"

 

[Faerluna]

At the begining of the season....


"Ok, Trevor. Let's go over the matrix one more time..."