R.I.P. Bobby Carpenter's moustache (2007-08)

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R.I.P. Bobby Carpenter's moustache (2007-08)

12:25 PM Thu, Jan 10, 2008 | Permalink
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It's a sad day here at Valley Ranch. The porn 'stache of one Robert Carpenter Jr. is no more.:laugh2:
Blame Tyler Everett, the Cowboys new practice squad safety and Ohio State teammate of Carpenter's. On his first night with the Cowboys, last night, Everett was invited over to Carpenter's house. And in an honest moment, Everett says he said, "Man, you gotta shave that off."
That gave Carpenter's fiance the opening to drive the point home and, eventually, the combination of the two got the linebacker to relent. The death of the moustache occurred last night, and the linebacker was spotted in the locker room without it today. Carpenter quickly fled when he saw the media in there, possibly to avoid the intense scrutiny that was about to bear down on his facial hair.
As Justin Rogers, fellow linebacker and locker room neighbor, said, "It's just too bad."

of one Robert Carpenter Jr. is no more.
Blame Tyler Everett, the Cowboys new practice squad safety and Ohio State teammate of Carpenter's. On his first night with the Cowboys, last night, Everett was invited over to Carpenter's house. And in an honest moment, Everett says he said, "Man, you gotta shave that off."
That gave Carpenter's fiance the opening to drive the point home and, eventually, the combination of the two got the linebacker to relent. The death of the moustache occurred last night, and the linebacker was spotted in the locker room without it today. Carpenter quickly fled when he saw the media in there, possibly to avoid the intense scrutiny that was about to bear down on his facial hair.
As Justin Rogers, fellow linebacker and locker room neighbor, said, "It's just too bad."
 
satam55;1890919 said:
R.I.P. Bobby Carpenter's moustache (2007-08)

12:25 PM Thu, Jan 10, 2008 | Permalink
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It's a sad day here at Valley Ranch. The porn 'stache of one Robert Carpenter Jr. is no more.:laugh2:
Blame Tyler Everett, the Cowboys new practice squad safety and Ohio State teammate of Carpenter's. On his first night with the Cowboys, last night, Everett was invited over to Carpenter's house. And in an honest moment, Everett says he said, "Man, you gotta shave that off."
That gave Carpenter's fiance the opening to drive the point home and, eventually, the combination of the two got the linebacker to relent. The death of the moustache occurred last night, and the linebacker was spotted in the locker room without it today. Carpenter quickly fled when he saw the media in there, possibly to avoid the intense scrutiny that was about to bear down on his facial hair.
As Justin Rogers, fellow linebacker and locker room neighbor, said, "It's just too bad."

of one Robert Carpenter Jr. is no more.
Blame Tyler Everett, the Cowboys new practice squad safety and Ohio State teammate of Carpenter's. On his first night with the Cowboys, last night, Everett was invited over to Carpenter's house. And in an honest moment, Everett says he said, "Man, you gotta shave that off."
That gave Carpenter's fiance the opening to drive the point home and, eventually, the combination of the two got the linebacker to relent. The death of the moustache occurred last night, and the linebacker was spotted in the locker room without it today. Carpenter quickly fled when he saw the media in there, possibly to avoid the intense scrutiny that was about to bear down on his facial hair.
As Justin Rogers, fellow linebacker and locker room neighbor, said, "It's just too bad."


:laugh2: :bow:
 
Everett hasn't made the the practice squad roster over at dallascowboys.com.
 
LMAO, its truly sad that they write about Ur 'Stache and not ur playing....:laugh1:
 
dogberry;1890931 said:
Everett hasn't made the the practice squad roster over at dallascowboys.com.

I was wondering when he was signed to the squad. I'm trying to remember if he was a FS or SS. But at OSU its a little hard to tell since they tend to be a bit interchangeable.
 
kØwbØy;1890937 said:
LMAO, its truly sad that they write about Ur 'Stache and not ur playing....:laugh1:

Maybe that's why he hasn't been playing.....
 
Well, with respect to Carpenter, the stoosh is only 1/2 of the Village People/Porn star look. Carpenter still needs to lose the silk, fingerless gloves he wears from his wrists to past his elbows!

Good heavens, he looked like a village people reject with that combined look, and those forearm sleeves make him look like a total pansy! Just wear long sleeves man! Or put elbow pads on. No wonder he was benched.

Crikey!

LarryCanadian
 
LarryCanadian;1891000 said:
Well, with respect to Carpenter, the stoosh is only 1/2 of the Village People/Porn star look. Carpenter still needs to lose the silk, fingerless gloves he wears from his wrists to past his elbows!

Good heavens, he looked like a village people reject with that combined look, and those forearm sleeves make him look like a total pansy! Just wear long sleeves man! Or put elbow pads on. No wonder he was benched.

Crikey!

LarryCanadian

Weren't the Village People Canadian?
 
http://img.***BLOCKED***/albums/v210/zrinkill/splash_moustache_off.gif

I think I have found my new Sig.
 
zrinkill;1891095 said:
http://img.***BLOCKED***/albums/v210/zrinkill/splash_moustache_off.gif

I think I have found my new Sig.


:bow: Now that is classic..LOL

Think they might use them on the helmets sunday also??
 
zrinkill;1891095 said:
http://img.***BLOCKED***/albums/v210/zrinkill/splash_moustache_off.gif

I think I have found my new Sig.

reckon we can have a week long tribute to the 'tache.....:laugh2:

change the back ground and what not? :eek:
 
We Canadians will take responsibility or credit for many things:

Celine Dionne
Canadian Bacon
Ice Hockey
Terrance and Phillip
The French from Quebec
Alex Trebeck
Evangiline Lilly
William Shatner
Beer with alcoholic content

BUT, WE WILL NOT TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE VILLAGE PEOPLE, NOR THE 'STASH OR THE SEXY EVENING-WEAR GLOVES of BOBBY CARPENTER.......! EVER!
 
LarryCanadian;1891294 said:
We Canadians will take responsibility or credit for many things:

Celine Dionne
Canadian Bacon
Ice Hockey
Terrance and Phillip
The French from Quebec
Alex Trebeck
Evangiline Lilly
William Shatner
Beer with alcoholic content

BUT, WE WILL NOT TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE VILLAGE PEOPLE, NOR THE 'STASH OR THE SEXY EVENING-WEAR GLOVES of BOBBY CARPENTER.......! EVER!

You forgot perhaps your best export....RUSH!
 
Something tells me Carpenters career will never = Where he was drafted in 1st.

but we will always remember that stash
 
LarryCanadian;1891294 said:
We Canadians will take responsibility or credit for many things:

Celine Dionne
Canadian Bacon
Ice Hockey
Terrance and Phillip
The French from Quebec
Alex Trebeck
Evangiline Lilly
William Shatner
Beer with alcoholic content

BUT, WE WILL NOT TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE VILLAGE PEOPLE, NORS THE 'STASH OR THE SEXY EVENING-WEAR GLOVES of BOBBY CARPENTER.......! EVER!

Leave me out of this one!
 
LarryCanadian;1891294 said:
We Canadians will take responsibility or credit for many things:

Celine Dionne
Canadian Bacon
Ice Hockey
Terrance and Phillip
The French from Quebec
Alex Trebeck
Evangiline Lilly
William Shatner
Beer with alcoholic content

BUT, WE WILL NOT TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE VILLAGE PEOPLE, NOR THE 'STASH OR THE SEXY EVENING-WEAR GLOVES of BOBBY CARPENTER.......! EVER!

Eh?

:rolleyes:
 

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