Random draft thoughts and quips

[erod]

Randomness:

1. By the time the Cowboys defense is built, the offense will need to be rebuilt. Draft for now.

2. Noah Spence is the same player as Randy Gregory with the same build and the same problems.

3. Paxton Lynch is Pujols swinging for the fences with one arm and a blindfold. If he hits it, it's out of the park, but good luck.

4. If Goff and Wentz weren't the reachiest of reaches, it would be a lot more clear who to take.

5. Ezekiel Elliott has a forehead like a battering ram.

6. Joey Bosa has to be a made-up name from the Sopranos.

7. The NFL should always have a linebacker with an awesome name like Myles Jack and a receiver named Josh Doctson.

8. If the second QB taken pans out, Cleveland loses the quarterback sweepstakes yet again.

9. Say "Jared Goff" three times fast. I so want to call the Eagles quarterback that.

10. Take Jaylon Smith in the 5th round. If he fully recovers, that's like La'el Collins times ten.

 

[ConceptCoop]

6. Joey Bosa has to be a made-up name from the Sopranos.

 

[BermyStar]

Jared Goff three times fast...

 

[superonyx]

Entire post is awesome

 

[Manwiththeplan]

2. Noah Spence is the same player as Randy Gregory with the same build and the same problems.

Noah Spence

6'2 251 33inch arms 4.8 40yard dash

Randy Gregory

6'5 235 34 inch arms 4.64 40yard dash

Same problems (although I'd trust Spence more) but not the same build

 

[JoeBoBBY]

#1 cant be emphasized enough.......and wrt #3. Take that swing if its there. The count is 3-2.

 

[CowboyMort]

Randomness:


9. Say "Jared Goff" three times fast. I so want to call the Eagles quarterback that.

That is some funny stuff right there.

 

[erod]

That is some funny stuff right there.

Why would parents name their kid that? That's child abuse.

 

[Manwiththeplan]

Why would parents name their kid that? That's child abuse.

ok, I admit, I literally had to say it out loud to get it

 

[erod]

#1 cant be emphasized enough.......and wrt #3. Take that swing if its there. The count is 3-2.

Lynch is intriguing given Romo's expected time left. Lines up perfectly with Lynch's maturation.

Unless he sucks.

 

[RoboQB]

Why would parents name their kid that? That's child abuse.

I played in a pool league for years... there was a young man in that league by the name of Michael Hunt... I guess his parents never saw the "Porky's" movies.

 

[TRUTH87]

That jared goff thing is funny haha

 

[Fletch]

ok, I admit, I literally had to say it out loud to get it

You ain't the only one. It was only then that I began to laugh.

 

[erod]

I played in a pool league for years... there was a young man in that league by the name of Michael Hunt... I guess his parents never saw the "Porky's" movies.

Remember Mike Sweeney of the Royals?

Poor guy.

 

[canters]

Nice to see a poster with sense of humor.....brainpaint's is too tough to follow.

 

[rags747]

Randomness:

1. By the time the Cowboys defense is built, the offense will need to be rebuilt. Draft for now.

2. Noah Spence is the same player as Randy Gregory with the same build and the same problems.

3. Paxton Lynch is Pujols swinging for the fences with one arm and a blindfold. If he hits it, it's out of the park, but good luck.

4. If Goff and Wentz weren't the reachiest of reaches, it would be a lot more clear who to take.

5. Ezekiel Elliott has a forehead like a battering ram.

6. Joey Bosa has to be a made-up name from the Sopranos.

7. The NFL should always have a linebacker with an awesome name like Myles Jack and a receiver named Josh Doctson.

8. If the second QB taken pans out, Cleveland loses the quarterback sweepstakes yet again.

9. Say "Jared Goff" three times fast. I so want to call the Eagles quarterback that.

10. Take Jaylon Smith in the 5th round. If he fully recovers, that's like La'el Collins times ten.

I like #6, saw Bosa on the nfl network in Chicago today...that dude is sporting some guns, I have no issue with taking him at 4.

 

[Sydla]

How long do people think it would take to build the defense into a good defense? 5 years?

 

[Questfor6]

Randomness:

1. By the time the Cowboys defense is built, the offense will need to be rebuilt. Draft for now.

2. Noah Spence is the same player as Randy Gregory with the same build and the same problems.

3. Paxton Lynch is Pujols swinging for the fences with one arm and a blindfold. If he hits it, it's out of the park, but good luck.

4. If Goff and Wentz weren't the reachiest of reaches, it would be a lot more clear who to take.

5. Ezekiel Elliott has a forehead like a battering ram.

6. Joey Bosa has to be a made-up name from the Sopranos.

7. The NFL should always have a linebacker with an awesome name like Myles Jack and a receiver named Josh Doctson.

8. If the second QB taken pans out, Cleveland loses the quarterback sweepstakes yet again.

9. Say "Jared Goff" three times fast. I so want to call the Eagles quarterback that.

10. Take Jaylon Smith in the 5th round. If he fully recovers, that's like La'el Collins times ten.

Hard to Jaylon Smith in the 5th when we don't have a 5th round pick

 

[CT Dal Fan]

Hard to Jaylon Smith in the 5th when we don't have a 5th round pick

Dallas has two fours (101 and 135); and I'd use 135 on Smith if they get the impact guys they want with their first four choices.

 

[Dallas_Cowboys50]

I played in a pool league for years... there was a young man in that league by the name of Michael Hunt... I guess his parents never saw the "Porky's" movies.

lol, I bet he always insisted on Michael and got all bent outta shape anytime someone tried to call him Mike.....