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Carlos A. Mendez @calexmendez 1h
Former AL president Dr. Bobby Brown starts the Randy Galloway roast: 'Why are we honoring this man? Have we run out of human beings?'
Everson Walls: 'I think I was the only black friend Randy had on the team. ... Nobody liked him.'
Walls on Randy's battles with Jimmy Johnson: 'He's still here and I'm not.'
Rangers play by play man Eric Nadel: 'How would I like to roast Randy Galloway? The line goes around the block.'
Nadel: 'Randy sold more radios than any radio personality. I know I sold mine.'
Walt Garrison: 'Randy always said breakfast was the most important meal of the day. His wife would get mad if he wasn't home for it.'
Nate Newton: 'Nothing bad to say about Randy. We were a bad team, he talked bad about us. We were a good team, he talked bad about us.'
Fort Worth mayor Mike Moncrief: 'Randy used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now he's just the opposite. Obnoxious and arrogant.'
Drew Pearson gets an extra roast in: 'Nate, Dr. Kim would be proud of you.'
Drew Pearson: 'No wonder you got the lifetime achievement. Look at that lifetime.' Shakes head. 'What an achievement.'
Drew Pearson: 'A reporter asked me once, 'Why did you lose the game? I said, I don't know. I need to read Randy Galloway's column first.'
Dale Hansen: 'If Bobby Bragan wasn't dead, if he knew we were honoring Randy Galloway, he would have died tonight.'
Randy Galloway gets on the dais: 'Lifetime, I've got that. Achievement, I'm a little light on that.'
Randy Galloway: 'These roasters, I have to say, pretty bad. Terrible job. I got off pretty light.'
Randy on the roasters: 'It's a diverse group. Dr. Brown, who exudes class and dignity. At the other end of the table, Dale Hansen.'
Randy Galloway: 'Jerry Jones would have been here. But he's still in New Orleans. The Saints scored again about 30 minutes ago.'
Randy Galloway: 'Hammering on Jerry has kept me and Dale employed for years. It's good work and honest work.'
And the roast is over. Great time. Great benefit for the Bobby Bragan Foundation. Hit em up.
Clarence Hill @clarencehilljr 14m
Randy Galloway said he would apologize to john Daniels as soon as he removes knife from Nolan Ryan's back
Former AL president Dr. Bobby Brown starts the Randy Galloway roast: 'Why are we honoring this man? Have we run out of human beings?'
Everson Walls: 'I think I was the only black friend Randy had on the team. ... Nobody liked him.'
Walls on Randy's battles with Jimmy Johnson: 'He's still here and I'm not.'
Rangers play by play man Eric Nadel: 'How would I like to roast Randy Galloway? The line goes around the block.'
Nadel: 'Randy sold more radios than any radio personality. I know I sold mine.'
Walt Garrison: 'Randy always said breakfast was the most important meal of the day. His wife would get mad if he wasn't home for it.'
Nate Newton: 'Nothing bad to say about Randy. We were a bad team, he talked bad about us. We were a good team, he talked bad about us.'
Fort Worth mayor Mike Moncrief: 'Randy used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now he's just the opposite. Obnoxious and arrogant.'
Drew Pearson gets an extra roast in: 'Nate, Dr. Kim would be proud of you.'
Drew Pearson: 'No wonder you got the lifetime achievement. Look at that lifetime.' Shakes head. 'What an achievement.'
Drew Pearson: 'A reporter asked me once, 'Why did you lose the game? I said, I don't know. I need to read Randy Galloway's column first.'
Dale Hansen: 'If Bobby Bragan wasn't dead, if he knew we were honoring Randy Galloway, he would have died tonight.'
Randy Galloway gets on the dais: 'Lifetime, I've got that. Achievement, I'm a little light on that.'
Randy Galloway: 'These roasters, I have to say, pretty bad. Terrible job. I got off pretty light.'
Randy on the roasters: 'It's a diverse group. Dr. Brown, who exudes class and dignity. At the other end of the table, Dale Hansen.'
Randy Galloway: 'Jerry Jones would have been here. But he's still in New Orleans. The Saints scored again about 30 minutes ago.'
Randy Galloway: 'Hammering on Jerry has kept me and Dale employed for years. It's good work and honest work.'
And the roast is over. Great time. Great benefit for the Bobby Bragan Foundation. Hit em up.
Clarence Hill @clarencehilljr 14m
Randy Galloway said he would apologize to john Daniels as soon as he removes knife from Nolan Ryan's back
