Randy Galloway

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I am curious as to why Randy Galloway is often referred to on this board as "Grandpa Urine". Does anyone know?
 
All I know is, he is the biggest joke in the history of radio, next to Dale Hansen.
 
Verdict;2613715 said:
I am curious as to why Randy Galloway is often referred to on this board as "Grandpa Urine". Does anyone know?


Because Cousin Coprolite just didn't sound as deft or whimsical.
 
Every town has a few of these types of sportswriters. Dallas has many. You have to realize that the more hate these guys spew, the higher the ratings they get, and the more people read their stuff.

Its no coincidence that the biggest haters get all the radio shows. Galloway, Hanson, JFE. Its flat out sells, and it lines the pockets of these guys. You realize how much a Galloway or Hanson make when they get radio shows? We're talking about big bucks here. And its all "extra" meaning it doesn't interfere with their Newspaper work.

Shock/Hate, always sells. Ask Howard Stern or Rush Limbaugh. Nobody wants to read articles or listen to the radio of guys who are homers.

You just have to take it all with a grain of salt thats all.
 
cowboyed;2613802 said:
Because Cousin Coprolite just didn't sound as deft or whimsical.

But does it have any logical relevance to the facts? Does he wear Depends, or piss in his pants with regularity? Does he smell of urine? What gives here?
 
Verdict;2630288 said:
But does it have any logical relevance to the facts? Does he wear Depends, or piss in his pants with regularity? Does he smell of urine? What gives here?

LOL. if you really want to know why don't you ask him. I've heard he's pretty good at replying e-mails
 
silver;2630296 said:
LOL. if you really want to know why don't you ask him. I've heard he's pretty good at replying e-mails

Great thought, but you have to look at it factually. Galloway would probably know if he pisses in his own pants, or wears depends unless he has advanced Altzheimer's. He might not realize he smells like urine, even if he smells like urine, because he might be used to the smell. Therefore, he may not know why others call him Grandpa Urine, even if he is aware they call him that.

That is why I have reiterated my query here in this forum, where others call him "Grandpa Urine". I think if you have a question, it is logical to go directly to the source to pose the query. :laugh2:
 
I think it's because he is old and always in a pissy mood.
 
Hostile;2630367 said:
I think it's because he is old and always in a pissy mood.

Thank you for providing the requested information. You are wise beyond your years. :)
 
KTCK's Gordon Keith gave him the nickname during his impression of him. I always assumed they gave him the nickname because he's old and he has a penchant for drunkenly wetting his pants. Former KTCK afternoon personality Greg Williams used to work under him and WBAP, and evidently Galloway was fond of a cocktail or 12.
 
Verdict;2613715 said:
I am curious as to why Randy Galloway is often referred to on this board as "Grandpa Urine". Does anyone know?


Good Ticket Shtick courtesy of Gordon Keith. The old man is full of piss and vinegar...

...and Jose Cuervo Gold.
 
big market media is always just in it for headlines. it doesnt matter what it is. just like NY media bash every ny team when they're down, and LA did the same to the raiders and do the same to the dodgers. they try to make their own storys, and people eat it up. just like rght now and the cowboys situation.

look at how many they sucked in to read them with their garbage
 
CowboyWay;2613813 said:
Every town has a few of these types of sportswriters. Dallas has many. You have to realize that the more hate these guys spew, the higher the ratings they get, and the more people read their stuff.

Its no coincidence that the biggest haters get all the radio shows. Galloway, Hanson, JFE. Its flat out sells, and it lines the pockets of these guys. You realize how much a Galloway or Hanson make when they get radio shows? We're talking about big bucks here. And its all "extra" meaning it doesn't interfere with their Newspaper work.

Shock/Hate, always sells. Ask Howard Stern or Rush Limbaugh. Nobody wants to read articles or listen to the radio of guys who are homers.

You just have to take it all with a grain of salt thats all.
Galloway's editorials always disappears when the Cowboys go on a winning streak. Rats only come out at night.

:eekmouse:
 
dfense;2631086 said:
Galloway's editorials always disappears when the Cowboys go on a winning streak. Rats only come out at night.

:eekmouse:

Exactly, he is a buzzard feeding off the corpses of disappointing seasons.
 
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