Ranked 24 by NFL site

[PAPPYDOG]

RANK

24

COWBOYS (1-2)

5


Previous rank: No. 19

Do you know what my favorite thing about the Cowboys' offense is? Absolutely nothing. "Hey, if you like offensive formations with two wing backs and one wide receiver, straight out of 1935, do we have the team for you! Come down and see us at David McDavid ..." If you want to seeCowboys scoring in Dallas, your best bet is to go to Country 2000. Actually, that place has been closed since the early 2000s. Like back when Chad Hutchinson was quarterback. In fact, I think Cowboy fans are wistful for the Chad Hutchinson days right now. Dak Prescott hasn't thrown for 185 yards in any of his last five regular-season games. ONE HUNDRED EIGHTY-FIVE = the new gold standard in Dallas. Even Clint Stoerner must've had regrets about retiring after watching that debacle in Seattle.

 

[DBOY3141]

RANK

24

COWBOYS (1-2)

5


Previous rank: No. 19

Do you know what my favorite thing about the Cowboys' offense is? Absolutely nothing. "Hey, if you like offensive formations with two wing backs and one wide receiver, straight out of 1935, do we have the team for you! Come down and see us at David McDavid ..." If you want to seeCowboys scoring in Dallas, your best bet is to go to Country 2000. Actually, that place has been closed since the early 2000s. Like back when Chad Hutchinson was quarterback. In fact, I think Cowboy fans are wistful for the Chad Hutchinson days right now. Dak Prescott hasn't thrown for 185 yards in any of his last five regular-season games. ONE HUNDRED EIGHTY-FIVE = the new gold standard in Dallas. Even Clint Stoerner must've had regrets about retiring after watching that debacle in Seattle.

too high

 

[jazzcat22]

Another useless ranking, but does it matter. We know it is bad, and that is all we know until we see improvement.

 

[JW82]

Honestly this offensive is venturing into all time horrible rankings.

 

[DBOY3141]

Honestly this offensive is venturing into all time horrible rankings.

as long as JJ gets embarrassed let them sink into NFL history.

 

[WillieBeamen]

I honestly think this offense is worse than the 2015 version

Edit: just checked. It was

 

[Brax]

RANK

24

COWBOYS (1-2)

5


Previous rank: No. 19

Do you know what my favorite thing about the Cowboys' offense is? Absolutely nothing. "Hey, if you like offensive formations with two wing backs and one wide receiver, straight out of 1935, do we have the team for you! Come down and see us at David McDavid ..." If you want to seeCowboys scoring in Dallas, your best bet is to go to Country 2000. Actually, that place has been closed since the early 2000s. Like back when Chad Hutchinson was quarterback. In fact, I think Cowboy fans are wistful for the Chad Hutchinson days right now. Dak Prescott hasn't thrown for 185 yards in any of his last five regular-season games. ONE HUNDRED EIGHTY-FIVE = the new gold standard in Dallas. Even Clint Stoerner must've had regrets about retiring after watching that debacle in Seattle.

they are generous arn't they.

 

[Old'Boyfan]

That high? Seriously, I was expecting worse than that.

 

[atlantacowboy]

That is actually a pretty dam funny way of putting the problem. My issue is what 8 teams do they think we could beat?

 

[Batman1980]

That is actually a pretty dam funny way of putting the problem. My issue is what 8 teams do they think we could beat?

Worst team in the NFC, all this 6-10 and 8-8 talk amuses me.

 

[John813]

Really pulled all the punches bringing Clint into our ranking. Surprised no Ryan Leaf mention too.

 

[jsb357]

sounds about right...

note to JG...

decomposition is a process as well.

 

[SoupcanSam]

Honestly this offensive is venturing into all time horrible rankings.

I don't even think Cleveland has ever had an offense this bad.

We are TERRIBAD.

 

[MojaveJT]

Only ranked that high because of our D. If we had last year or prior years D, we’d be dead last.

 

[JW82]

as long as JJ gets embarrassed let them sink into NFL history.

Agreed. Unfortunately, he doesn't give a you know what.

 

[DBOY3141]

Agreed. Unfortunately, he doesn't give a you know what.

If they finish 6-10 or worse, JG is gone. That would be a good start.

 

[cowboyblue22]

I think that ranking is a lot high they should be about 29th

 

[JW82]

If they finish 6-10 or worse, JG is gone. That would be a good start.

I’ll believe it when I see it. i said that after 8-8,8-8,8-8.

 

[foofighters]

I'd post that clip from the movie Major League with what the two grounds crew said about their team (it applies to ours) but there's some profanity in it.

 

[TheHerd]

In the modern rules era, say 2000 and on, I wonder how the 185 passing yards stat places this team.

With today's rules, it's not easy to go sub 185 for 5 straight games.