Redneck Ninja

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ethiostar;2743722 said:
I'm signing up.

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Don't go Ninja'n nobody who don't need Ninja'n!!!! Life's golden rule.
 

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This guy was on the Springer show... really, he was...

And if you think this is a spoof, this guy is completely serious... knowing that makes the clip all the more hilarious...

So don't y'all go messin' with no ninjys, or none of them there judys... they might have a fat redneck chick in spandex behind 'em... she'd be the really dangeris one...
 

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I thought people like this were fictional characters. Sort of like Pirates, you hear all about them but who has ever really seen a Pirate? A real Pirate too. Not the somali kind but the Black Pearl kind.

I cannot believe this guy is real and serious. And how does he get Judee chop from Judo?
 

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silverbear;2745194 said:
This guy was on the Springer show... really, he was...

And if you think this is a spoof, this guy is completely serious... knowing that makes the clip all the more hilarious...

So don't y'all go messin' with no ninjys, or none of them there judys... they might have a fat redneck chick in spandex behind 'em... she'd be the really dangeris one...

Oh. My. God.

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I didn't hear any swearing or see anything inappropriate but there were times where I was laughing too hard to pay attention.

The "Balonee Samiches" part was GOLD!

And how can that guy walk out of Springer with his mandhood when he took a totally defensive fetal position against those Judee chops.


Edit: You guys gotta watch the other ones. Let me quote some of the other movies:

Return of The Kung ** Hillbilly Part 1:

"I can't help she's want'n me to put my nun chuck in her t'mater can"

Return of The Kung ** Hillbilly Part 2:

"Der ain't a woman here that wuldunt want me"

"Honey, yer legs is too long, looks like yer rid'n an ostridge"
 

CowboyWay

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OMG that was AWESOME. I didn't think it was possible, but I think he's even better than Star Wars Kid.
 

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He makes the real ninjas look bad...


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