Redsk*n Rumor: Snyder has become a Scientologist?

[Danny White]

I don't know if any of the DC-area folks here listen to Eliot in the Morning, but yesterday he floated a rumor he had heard that Tom Cruise has converted Danny Snyder to Scientology, and that, in part, is what led to Gibbs resigning.

It makes some sense given that Cruise and Snyder are hanging out so much (even though their business relationship is over) and that everyone who hangs out with Cruise seems to end up getting sucked into his cult.

Here's the recap from Eliot's own site. For those unfamiliar, Eliot is a pretty popular morning drive DJ here in DC. He does a weekly interviews with some Skins such as Cooley, so the possibility that he may have "sources" isn't completely far fetched.

http://www.eitmonline.com/home.html

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Did Xenu have a hand in Joe Gibbs’ resignation? After yesterday’s show, Elliot received an email that outlined a scenario in which Gibbs left the Commanders because Dan Snyder was trying to push the team to Scientology. Huh? Apparently, after Sean Taylor passed, Tom Cruise (Snyder’s friend) got involved with the owner’s grieving and healing. According to the source, Cruise’s meddling was so effective that Snyder became very interested in the body of beliefs from which Cruise drew inspiration. That body? Duh! Scientology. Almost immediately, Snyder immersed himself in the teachings and began to push the religion’s ideas onto the Commanders. Gibbs, an outspoken Christian, wanted no part in Snyder’s scheme and as a result, called it quits.

Hmmm... do you buy it? And I know that it’s way out there, but let me ask you this – do you remember the last thing that Joe said at the press conference?

“The last thing I want to say, it has been amazing for me to experience the fact that- we serve such a wonderful God that looks down and most cases takes a very average person, a physical education major in my case, with ballroom dancing and hand ball, and blesses him with some of the greatest experiences anybody could every have on earth. I have been blessed beyond belief. I want to say thanks to the Lord for letting me be a part of this and I want to say a personal thanks to all of you.”

Emphatic much??? Take that, Snyder! Take that, Cruise! And take that, Galactic Confederacy! Gibbs saw the South Park episode and clearly, he wants none of it.

 

[zrinkill]

This is fixing to get good ...... he will start hiring Scientologist only staff soon.

 

[CowboyWay]

If any of the above is true, I think I might possibly laugh so hard, it kills me.

 

[Danny White]

This is fixing to get good ...... he will start hiring Scientologist only staff soon.

It makes sense. Let's see, Sean Taylor is blessing the Redsk*ns from above, allowing them to go on a four game winning streak, capped by beating us by a divine 21 points.

Then, Snyder invites a cult leader into the inner circle of the team and brings him along to the playoff game to convert the team. Naturally, Taylor and God have to send a message to the Redsk*ns, and do so via the 21 point defeat at the hands of the Seahawks.

 

[Cajuncowboy]

I don't know if any of the DC-area folks here listen to Eliot in the Morning, but yesterday he floated a rumor he had heard that Tom Cruise has converted Danny Snyder to Scientology, and that, in part, is what led to Gibbs resigning.

It makes some sense given that Cruise and Snyder are hanging out so much (even though their business relationship is over) and that everyone who hangs out with Cruise seems to end up getting sucked into his cult.

Here's the recap from Eliot's own site. For those unfamiliar, Eliot is a pretty popular morning drive DJ here in DC. He does a weekly interviews with some Skins such as Cooley, so the possibility that he may have "sources" isn't completely far fetched.

I would not be surprised if this was the case. Gibbs will not deal with anything like that.

And if true, as Zrin said, this could be a real hoot and a half to see only Scientologists as coaches.

Gotta love this time of the year.

 

[windward]

I would not be surprised if this was the case. Gibbs will not deal with anything like that.

And if true, as Zrin said, this could be a real hoot and a half to see only Scientologists as coaches.

Gotta love this time of the year.

If at all true, well.......

:laugh2: :laugh2:

 

[Yeagermeister]

Film sessions will now include a showing of Battlefield Earth

 

[Eddie]

Film sessions will now include a showing of Battlefield Earth

Hey, you gotta give that L Ron Hubbard guy some credit. He passed away in 1989 and is still writing books.

 

[Yeagermeister]

Hey, you gotta give that L Ron Hubbard guy some credit. He passed away in 1989 and is still writing books.

He's hanging with Elvis these days

 

[Biggems]

Hey, you gotta give that L Ron Hubbard guy some credit. He passed away in 1989 and is still writing books.

he is hiding out with Tupac

 

[silverbear]

You guys keep on mocking Cruise, and the Thetans will get ya...

 

[Doomsday101]

So Danny has tried being an owner and that did not work out so great so he will now try Scientology a cult that was formed by L. Ron Hubbard a Science fiction writer? It has done wonders for Tom Cruise