GimmeTheBall!
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Friends, mens, fifth columnists and court-monitored peeps:
These are not pie in the sky with Lucy sentiments. Today was not walk in the cake. It made me sad to see the unfolding debacle.
If yew take these notions to heart, you will be on the side of getting more for this talent than the status quo of convenient-effort. In other words you will be considered normal.
Jerra, the first and this be very fundamental.
1, Fire Wade. duhhhh!
2. Then have a session with each player (union rules notwithstanding) and tell each that the season result bottom line will determine their monetary worth to the team.
3. Make sure the new head coach makes each player afraid to approach the sideline after an Austin-like stupidity like today. It wasnt if Austin didnt see what his stupid pal Columbo did last week, stupid.
4. Let ever defensive player be free, like the sparrows, to DO WHAT WARE DO!!! Git to the quarterback. Blitz! . . . Wait dont blitz we have jenkins in the secondary . . . dang. Forgit this.
5. OH, ROMO, ABOUT ALL THOSE TIPPED PASSES . . . . Um be sure you are set and then throw 3 INCHES HIGHER!!!!!
6. Fergit the dinky lateral passes, you dumb schmucks, go verticles at all times. Otherwise give the ball to Felix, the guy who should get consistent touches and get into a groove. The Cowboys are deflating this guy's psyche by having the mediocre Barber start. Enough. Finito, hail no, Noshavinska and, ahorale guay!
7. Listen, Jason, proud son of the grid iron fields of Princeton, it is simple:
Give ball to Felix. Pass long to Austin and Dez. Consistently.
8. Let us develop the culture of the underdog. Let us play hard, for fun and profit, yes, but for the sheer enjoyment of the NFL season and competition as naive as that sounds.
9. Play the young ones. A lot. Consistently to separate the hops from the shaff.
10. Ax yourself why DeCamilles is so praised.
OK, I am expectorated that one of you will like these observations.
And if you do not, say it in an acamadeciate way to collegiatly discus it.
But, deep down ah feel that if you disagree, you might be my neighbor in this scary town.
These are not pie in the sky with Lucy sentiments. Today was not walk in the cake. It made me sad to see the unfolding debacle.
If yew take these notions to heart, you will be on the side of getting more for this talent than the status quo of convenient-effort. In other words you will be considered normal.
Jerra, the first and this be very fundamental.
1, Fire Wade. duhhhh!
2. Then have a session with each player (union rules notwithstanding) and tell each that the season result bottom line will determine their monetary worth to the team.
3. Make sure the new head coach makes each player afraid to approach the sideline after an Austin-like stupidity like today. It wasnt if Austin didnt see what his stupid pal Columbo did last week, stupid.
4. Let ever defensive player be free, like the sparrows, to DO WHAT WARE DO!!! Git to the quarterback. Blitz! . . . Wait dont blitz we have jenkins in the secondary . . . dang. Forgit this.
5. OH, ROMO, ABOUT ALL THOSE TIPPED PASSES . . . . Um be sure you are set and then throw 3 INCHES HIGHER!!!!!
6. Fergit the dinky lateral passes, you dumb schmucks, go verticles at all times. Otherwise give the ball to Felix, the guy who should get consistent touches and get into a groove. The Cowboys are deflating this guy's psyche by having the mediocre Barber start. Enough. Finito, hail no, Noshavinska and, ahorale guay!
7. Listen, Jason, proud son of the grid iron fields of Princeton, it is simple:
Give ball to Felix. Pass long to Austin and Dez. Consistently.
8. Let us develop the culture of the underdog. Let us play hard, for fun and profit, yes, but for the sheer enjoyment of the NFL season and competition as naive as that sounds.
9. Play the young ones. A lot. Consistently to separate the hops from the shaff.
10. Ax yourself why DeCamilles is so praised.
OK, I am expectorated that one of you will like these observations.
And if you do not, say it in an acamadeciate way to collegiatly discus it.
But, deep down ah feel that if you disagree, you might be my neighbor in this scary town.
