Rob, get in shape...

I can't wait until he farts on the sidelines with such force that it knocks the pom poms out a cheerleaders hands.
 
WV Cowboy;3812429 said:
Rob better drop a few, and get in shape or he won't live long enough to become a HC in the NFL.

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Seriously, that's not healthy.
That's not just a "little" overweight.

Plus I'll be glad when we see him in Cowboys attire.

:starspin
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we have no problem with people being people and we're accepting of all for fear we get labeled either the "race" or "hate" cards. But you fatties, we're not accepting. Get skinny fatties, its healthy, we want to tell you how to live you lives fatty. If someone goes and kills someone than you're on the covers of all the media, have some weight to you and people want you dead.

Yeah, we live in a much more acceptable society now a days. Much better than being honest with people.
 
ShiningStar;3812746 said:
we have no problem with people being people and we're accepting of all for fear we get labeled either the "race" or "hate" cards. But you fatties, we're not accepting. Get skinny fatties, its healthy, we want to tell you how to live you lives fatty. If someone goes and kills someone than you're on the covers of all the media, have some weight to you and people want you dead.
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Obesity is a very serious health concern.
 
ShiningStar;3812746 said:
we have no problem with people being people and we're accepting of all for fear we get labeled either the "race" or "hate" cards. But you fatties, we're not accepting. Get skinny fatties, its healthy, we want to tell you how to live you lives fatty. If someone goes and kills someone than you're on the covers of all the media, have some weight to you and people want you dead.

Yeah, we live in a much more acceptable society now a days. Much better than being honest with people.
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Fat people's civil rights are a huge issue.
 
1. He's no bigger than Parcells was when he first arrived with his manboobs.

2. That will be one helluva Star on the front of any sweatshirt he wears.

3. With Ryans, the gut is no issue...as long as you have happy, healthy feet.

:laugh2:
 
He's gonna need to lose weight only because he has to chase down our malingerers on defense. Especially Mike Jenkins who is fast as hell.
 
TonyRomo09;3812694 said:
rob-and-rex-ryan-on-the-beach.jpg


alls i know is, i wanna party with Rob!
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Good god, his stomach has a buttcrack.
 
Wait till he gets down there and finds Cantina Laredo, and all the steak joints. Ouch.
 
speedkilz88;3812711 said:
I'm afraid he will interfere with an opposing player or ref on the sideline and get the Cowboys a 15 yd penalty. Because standing back a few yards off the sideline isn't enough.
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Rob has to do his job from the booth because we will get fined by the league during kickoffs and punt returns for creating a blockade with his stomach on the sideline. :laugh2:
 
DallasEast;3812741 said:
"No I don't" what exactly?
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Support him 110%.

I am not trying to single you out. I just think all these jabs about our new DC are inappropriate. If he's like me, he found this site because it is one of the most popular sites for fans of the Cowboys to discuss their team. Maybe he is curious what fans think of his hire, and he clicks on this site. Reading these comments, I don't think he would feel these comments represent support. Would it make him feel less enthusiastic about his job? Maybe not, but just the same I'd like to think as fans of this team we would err on the side of caution and hold off on these types of barbs. He hasn't done anything to deserve them. Hell I didn't care about the Wade comments because I wanted him out of here. With Rob, I'd like to make him feel welcome and not the butt of jokes.
 
Nirvana;3812820 said:
Support him 110%.

With Rob, I'd like to make him feel welcome and not the butt of jokes.
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Somehow I don't think Rob Ryan would be so sensitive
 
Both of those guys are fatter than they need to be.

Based on that first picture, he's not gonna live long.
 
Nirvana;3812820 said:
Support him 110%.

I am not trying to single you out. I just think all these jabs about our new DC are inappropriate. If he's like me, he found this site because it is one of the most popular sites for fans of the Cowboys to discuss their team. Maybe he is curious what fans think of his hire, and he clicks on this site. Reading these comments, I don't think he would feel these comments represent support. Would it make him feel less enthusiastic about his job? Maybe not, but just the same I'd like to think as fans of this team we would err on the side of caution and hold off on these types of barbs. He hasn't done anything to deserve them. Hell I didn't care about the Wade comments because I wanted him out of here. With Rob, I'd like to make him feel welcome and not the butt of jokes.
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You mean like when Rex Ryan came dressed as his brother with a fake wig and a fake stomach under his shirt? Or when Rob Ryan made fun of his brothers turkey neck? I would rather Rob have a huge beer gut than Parcells pouch or Wades woman boobs.
 
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