Romo, Manning and Brady

[irvin88]

God asks Peyton Manning first: "What do you believe?" Peyton thinks long and
hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe in hard work, and in
staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I
always try to do right by my fans."
God can't help but see the essential goodness of Manning, and offers him a
seat to his left.

Then God turns to Tony Romo and says, "What do you believe?" Tony says, "I
believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life.
I've always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing field."
God is greatly moved by Tony's sincere eloquence, and offers him a seat
to his right.

Finally, God turns to Tom Brady: "And you, Tom, what do you believe?"
Tom replies with a smug look, "I believe you're in my seat."

 

[djtavo]

so did tom seat on his lap ?

 

[Beast_from_East]

God asks Peyton Manning first: "What do you believe?" Peyton thinks long and
hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe in hard work, and in
staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I
always try to do right by my fans."
God can't help but see the essential goodness of Manning, and offers him a
seat to his left.

Then God turns to Tony Romo and says, "What do you believe?" Tony says, "I
believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life.
I've always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing field."
God is greatly moved by Tony's sincere eloquence, and offers him a seat
to his right.

Finally, God turns to Tom Brady: "And you, Tom, what do you believe?"
Tom replies with a smug look, "I believe you're in my seat."

 

[Mavs Man]

http://cowboyszone.com/forums/showthread.php?t=107065&highlight=seat

Same story, different ending.

 

[LittleBoyBlue]

God asks Peyton Manning first: "What do you believe?" Peyton thinks long and
hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe in hard work, and in
staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I
always try to do right by my fans."
God can't help but see the essential goodness of Manning, and offers him a
seat to his left.

Then God turns to Tony Romo and says, "What do you believe?" Tony says, "I
believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life.
I've always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing field."
God is greatly moved by Tony's sincere eloquence, and offers him a seat
to his right.

Finally, God turns to Tom Brady: "And you, Tom, what do you believe?"
Tom replies with a smug look, "I believe you're in my seat."

You forgot something for Manning.... "I believe that I should never turn down commerical offers"

 

[Mavs Man]

You forgot something for Manning.... "I believe that I should never turn down commerical offers"

I thought it was originally:

And then He turned to Peyton Manning.

"I believe you're sitting in my seat...wait, you're cutting me a check? Why didn't you say so?! The seat's yours!"

 

[Rampage]

http://cowboyszone.com/forums/showthread.php?t=107065&highlight=seat

Same story, different ending.

:laugh2: irvin88 owned!

 

[Rack]

God asks Peyton Manning first: "What do you believe?" Peyton thinks long and
hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe in hard work, and in
staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I
always try to do right by my fans."
God can't help but see the essential goodness of Manning, and offers him a
seat to his left.

Then God turns to Tony Romo and says, "What do you believe?" Tony says, "I
believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life.
I've always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing field."
God is greatly moved by Tony's sincere eloquence, and offers him a seat
to his right.

Finally, God turns to Tom Brady: "And you, Tom, what do you believe?"
Tom replies with a smug look, "I believe you're in my seat."

Continued...


God then waves his hand at Brady and sends his sorry arse to the fires of hell where he belongs. Satan later gives Brady a seat to his left as the seat to his right is already occupied by Bill Belicheat.