Romo refuses assignment (humor)

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They wanted him to go to the arena league to hold for kicks, thinking that having to hold for the more narrow uprights would sharpen his game. Romo refused sighting his meteoric rise this year in the view of NFL execs who think he could be the next holding star in the NFL.

"Yes, it is true" said one unnamed source, "that Tony struggled some this year. Got his kicker's chops handed to him by Larry Allen, but he was a first year holder." "I really liked what I saw by year's end with his line calls and the quickness of getting those laces turned. I think by next year he could make the step into the top tier of holders. I would compare him to a guy like Scott Player." (Arizona Cardinals holder who totally transformed Neil Rackers this year, out of a job at the beginning of the year but will be at the Pro Bowl this year)

Romo said, "I guarantee you this, they will never get me off the field. All it took was one look and that settled it."

;)

Forgive me this, but this is as legitimate in its intention as every Henson thread that Nors starts.
 

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At the same time, he could get to know the folks at AFL too.
 

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I'll cliff note it for you

Rcald has a thing for Henson and goes gooo gooo gaaaa gaaa if there is any perceived questioning of Drew Henson. He often gets so worked up he misinterprets anything Henson related as a knock on the kid.

His history is usually a thread attempting to mock Tony Romo.

Rcald - $1M - thats what Romo is going to be counting this season! Thats what he does when he's not golfing. Counts his money!
 

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Nors said:
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I'll cliff note it for you

Rcald has a thing for Henson and goes gooo gooo gaaaa gaaa if there is any perceived questioning of Drew Henson. He often gets so worked up he misinterprets anything Henson related as a knock on the kid.

His history is usually a thread attempting to mock Tony Romo.

Rcald - $1M - thats what Romo is going to be counting this season! Thats what he does when he's not golfing. Counts his money!

HEY!!!

You are having your fun....let him have his.

Now move on, before I pull off your wig and call you susie the girl with no hair!!!
 

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Vertigo_17 said:
Is there a link to an actual article or transcript?

I doubt it since NFL teams can't assign a player to the Arena league to start with. Jerry may own the desparados but any player on that roster has to go through waviers. it is not a place where Jerry can store players or get training for the player.
 

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I love how people are taking this seriously and commenting on it.
 

rcaldw

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Nors said:
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I'll cliff note it for you

Rcald has a thing for Henson and goes gooo gooo gaaaa gaaa if there is any perceived questioning of Drew Henson. He often gets so worked up he misinterprets anything Henson related as a knock on the kid.

His history is usually a thread attempting to mock Tony Romo.

Rcald - $1M - thats what Romo is going to be counting this season! Thats what he does when he's not golfing. Counts his money!

hehe, your right Nors, is ALL PERCEPTION. You actually are a Henson fan and never post your threads in mockery, concealed in statements that the folks who can't get this post, take as sincere and legitimate points raised by you.

Man, I'm sorry, I have so misjudged you. :)
 

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I guess I'm the idiot...

for the record - the "humor" comment was added after my post, but I should have seen it coming. It's already a slow offseason and I fell for it :)
 

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Doomsday101 said:
I doubt it since NFL teams can't assign a player to the Arena league to start with. Jerry may own the desparados but any player on that roster has to go through waviers. it is not a place where Jerry can store players or get training for the player.
OMG. You cant be serious.
 

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Holloway805 said:
OMG. You can't be serious.

Why can't I? I knew it was a joke because I also knew what the rules were regarding players in the AFL
 

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Doomsday101 said:
Why can't I? I knew it was a joke because I also knew what the rules were regarding players in the AFL
OK----Just checking.
 

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Romo - could probably kick better than our kickers.....
 
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