Romo's Mexican Getaway EXPOSED!

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bbgun;1881896 said:
You, sir, are a poet.

P.S. Her little sis is hotter.



She was on 7th heaven not so much now days after she changed her whole look


Innocent and blond worked for her though
 

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anava;1879222 said:
work ethic. I hear Brady and Manning were just cut out of the shot. I know you cant tell a guy how to spend his off time but......

http://www.flynetonline.com/2008/01/jessica-tonys-mexican-getaway/

Getting laid is a GOOD thing... now, Tony should be more relaxed, better able to focus on the upcoming game... he has enough time to get his legs back after all the strenuous exertion...

I'd say he planned this rather well, actually... I just wonder if the Cowboys sent a long a staffer to be his fluffer... :D
 

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silverbear;1881962 said:
Getting laid is a GOOD thing... now, Tony should be more relaxed, better able to focus on the upcoming game... he has enough time to get his legs back after all the strenuous exertion...

I'd say he planned this rather well, actually... I just wonder if the Cowboys sent a long a staffer to be his fluffer... :D


How can he be relaxed knowing that her father was behind that fake glass mirror, watching! :( He's going to be nervous come next week. :D
 

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BigDFan5;1879349 said:
Ummm our QB led us to a 13-3 record breaking almost every QB record the Cowboys have and he doesnt deserve to spend 2 days in Mexico? I say Romo earned it as well.


Seriously some of you people are ludicrous

They're just not gettin' any, and they're jealous...
 

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BigDFan5;1879380 said:
So some players are allowed to have their days off and others are not allowed.


I wonder if his thumb has anything to do with his struggles? I bet locking himself in his room will make the thumb all better!!

Hey, maybe Tony's down at some healing spa, curing his thumb by soaking it in the mineral waters!!!

That man will make any sacrifice for the team!!!
 

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silverbear;1881971 said:
Hey, maybe Tony's down at some healing spa, curing his thumb by soaking it in the mineral waters!!!

That man will make any sacrifice for the team!!!


:mad: He's off re-injuring it the way he injured it the first time. :banghead:
 

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bbgun;1879518 said:
I heard that dating empty-headed starlets can help accelerate soft-tissue repair around the thumb.

There was an article about that in the June 2005 issue of the AMA magazine...
 

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silverbear;1881971 said:
Hey, maybe Tony's down at some healing spa, curing his thumb by soaking it in the mineral waters!!!

That man will make any sacrifice for the team!!!

Maybe he is looking for an Aztec medicine man to heal him? or just wanted a tropical place to nail Jess
 

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WoodysGirl;1879838 said:
So would it have been ok if he'd gone with Carrie?

Another question for those who disapprove. If he'd stayed in Dallas, but these pics were taken in a nice little resort in Dallas, would it have really made that much of a difference? just wondering

Tony should remain completely celibate until he retires from pro football, ten years from now... he can take that pent up energy and channel it into aggression on the field...

Indeed, Romo should be confined to his quarters 24/7/365, under armed guard, to make sure he never, ever has any fun... if at all possible, the Boys should figure out how to get him to go entirely without sleep, thus giving him more time for film study...
 

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BigDFan5;1881976 said:
Maybe he is looking for an Aztec medicine man to heal him? or just wanted a tropical place to nail Jess

Didn't he watch "The Rundown" staring the Rock? You take a swim in one of those Aztec spaws and some of those things will swim up your .... and it ain't pretty. :cry: I mean, common sense!! "The Rundown" ... ain't it obvious?
 

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Dave_in-NC;1879936 said:
Not enough or I would be in Mexico Regardless. Divorce aint cheap.:)

You know why that is, don't you???

They're worth it...
 

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Gangsta Spanksta;1881979 said:
Didn't he watch "The Rundown" staring the Rock? You take a swim in one of those Aztec spaws and some of those things will swim up your .... and it ain't pretty. :cry: I mean, common sense!! "The Rundown" ... ain't it obvious?



Wait wait wait!!! So going to Mexico is going to cause Romo to get runned (thanks Emmitt) down during the game next sunday?
 

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silverbear;1881977 said:
Tony should remain completely celibate until he retires from pro football, ten years from now... he can take that pent up energy and channel it into aggression on the field...


How do you think guys get "rockets" for arms? It takes a lot of practice!
 

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Gangsta Spanksta;1881983 said:
How do you think guys get "rockets" for arms? It takes a lot of practice!


the one armed workout routine NICE! :laugh1:
 

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percyhoward;1879957 said:
I believe Romo bought it as a package deal--advertised just this way.

Ahhh, the number four package from Cheapo-Cheapo Tours... it's well worth the money...

Or so I've heard... I went with the number nine to save some money, they substituted Bea Arthur for Jessica...

In hindsight, I kinda wish I'd splurged...
 

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outthedoorbill;1880105 said:
How many here woulda passed up the trip to Mexico, with the delicious dish Simpson, during team downtime?

Cuz I only got one thing to say to you fellas...



























Viagra.... might wanna getcha some.

If I had a weekend with that one lined up, I'd want a 55 gallon drum of the stuff... you could just hook me up with an IV... :D
 

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WoodysGirl;1880269 said:
I played..and I know I didn't..at least not the life of a nun. :)

I'm absolutely shocked... I always figured all of the mods and admins in here were kindly, saintly figures with no libidos whatsoever... surely such a sterling crew would be above carnal desires...
 
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