Romo's would-be girlfriend

CowboyJeff

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This is pretty funny: Right before Romo became the Cowboys starter in the 2nd half of the Giants game, he was going to be setup on a date with my youngest daughter's teacher at private preschool. Well, he became the starter and plowed through his share of women with his newfound fame leaving her in the dust. I hadn't seen her in a while, so when I went to pick up my daughter today I spotted her teacher. I asked her, "What did you think of Lucy?" She looked at me very puzzled. "You know...Lucy!!" I said. "The one who pulled the football away from Charlie Brown when he tried to kick it." She laughed and said at first she thought it was a fake FG attempt. Then she said (and I'll always remember this), "Tony runs like a girl." Think there's any animosity there?

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Man, she was right about that run, though. When he first got up it looked like he was certain to run it in or at least get the first down. I haven't watched it again since (and probably won't for years to come), but it seemed like he had a monkey on his back when he was running.
 

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I wish I had the fame to plow through many women...
 

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Well, he never dated Jessica Simpson and Carrie Underwood and him are just friends so I'm not exactly how much he's been plowing.
 

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lol that final approach to the endzone certainly wasn't graceful that's for sure. he looked like a clod.
 

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I believe Romo would do well to follow the biblical advice, wherein you were advised - when putting your hand to the plow (or "plough" in the traditional Olde English used by the hebrews) to not look behind, lest you create a zag in the furrow.
 

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CowboyJeff;1308448 said:
"Tony runs like a girl." Think there's any animosity there?

Yea, since Tony has so much time on his hands since becoming the starter to Valentino all available ladies. Puh-leeze. Ms. Bitter needs to get over it.

Frankly, I don't care if people say he bounces like Tigger if he's not getting sacked and making the plays we need him to going forward.
 

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I long for the days when nobody cared about Romo's girlfriend(s). Off the field wise, this has to be one of the most annoying topic discussed this year.
 

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mickgreen58;1308777 said:
I long for the days when nobody cared about Romo's girlfriend(s). Off the field wise, this has to be one of the most annoying topic discussed this year.

no doubt about it.
 

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Jay;1308604 said:
Well, he never dated Jessica Simpson and Carrie Underwood and him are just friends so I'm not exactly how much he's been plowing.

Well, I guess every player in sports who you dont read about their dating lives must be virgins :rolleyes:
 

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superpunk;1308737 said:
I believe Romo would do well to follow the biblical advice, wherein you were advised - when putting your hand to the plow (or "plough" in the traditional Olde English used by the hebrews) to not look behind, lest you create a zag in the furrow.

:laugh2: :lmao2: :lmao:
 

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mickgreen58;1308777 said:
I long for the days when nobody cared about Romo's girlfriend(s). Off the field wise, this has to be one of the most annoying topic discussed this year.

Ya gotta speak to Mr. Romo about that. When he invites celebrity females as his personal guest to games and then bounces around a standard media question about dating, he's throwing fuel on the rumor fire. It's all part of the "romo-mentum" media blitz. Get used to it. It's here to stay.

Probably the most notable QB womanizer of all time is Broadway Joe Namath. Once Tony wins a Super Bowl, I'm getting out the annointing oil and nicknaming him "Broadway Ro."
 

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CowboyJeff;1308886 said:
Well, I guess every player in sports who you dont read about their dating lives must be virgins :rolleyes:
Not sure about most , but i'm sure Carrie is.:D
 

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It's not the fact that just because we don't read he's a virgin, it's the fact that the media and you guys eat up all these dating hollywood stories and almost make it sound like he's approaching random girls and railing them in a dark alley.
 

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theogt;1308571 said:
Man, she was right about that run, though. When he first got up it looked like he was certain to run it in or at least get the first down. I haven't watched it again since (and probably won't for years to come), but it seemed like he had a monkey on his back when he was running.

I also thought he was going to make it. Just like the teacher above, I thought oh God it's a fake, then I realized it was a bobble, then when he was running, I went oh God he's going to make it but sigh he was tripped up 1/2 a yard away from a first down.

Re him "plowing through women", nice choice of words ;)
 
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