Rookies and vets all in today

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Rooks (whose semesters have ended) and vets are all in the pool today at the Ranch. Hello underperforming overpaid veteran. I am the rookie who will take your job. Nice to meet you.

So I was wondering what they would be doing. They can practice on the field, sort of, but are limited until next week's true "OTA session" I found out. Well, better let me quote the following from a Commanders blog.

(BTW, reading the following - it appears that a QB can't hand a football to a running back this week. Lol. Such are the kid gloves teams work under in the new CBA):

"The details are in the collective bargaining agreement (CBA) in Article 21, Section 2. Per that document we are in Phase 2 of the nine-week offseason program. Phase 1 is the first two weeks, which basically consists of conditioning. We are in weeks 3-5, when players may go onto the field with coaches but they can’t wear helmets and defensive players can’t line up against offensive players. Footballs may be used only for quarterbacks to throw to uncovered receivers (the use of footballs is not permitted in Phase 1).

Phase 3 starts next Monday and then offense can go up against defense, helmets can be worn, and footballs can be used more liberally. As in the other phases, contact is not permitted. They can have three OTA’s next week and the following week, four the week after that and then they wrap up the offseason program with a three-day minicamp. The rules are the same as they are for the OTA’s except that they are not voluntary; veteran players who miss the minicamp are subject to fines."
 
Phase 1 for me starts this upcoming week. They can't make me flip the burgers or serve the customers. I'm pretty much free to just walk around the back of the restaurant and do as I please.

Then comes Phase 2, in which I can hold the spatula but I'm not allowed to operate the grill. I also do not have to wear my work apron yet.

Finally Phase 3 arrives and I actually have to do a little work but I'm still not required to serve the customers at all.
 
tupperware;4560694 said:
Phase 1 for me starts this upcoming week. They can't make me flip the burgers or serve the customers. I'm pretty much free to just walk around the back of the restaurant and do as I please.

Then comes Phase 2, in which I can hold the spatula but I'm not allowed to operate the grill. I also do not have to wear my work apron yet.

Finally Phase 3 arrives and I actually have to do a little work but I'm still not required to serve the customers at all.

Players will be allowed to use their new Ipad playbooks only two hours a day during this phase, due to the epidemic of Carpal Tunnel Syndrome and possible future lawsuits.
 
igtmfo;4560737 said:
Players will be allowed to use their new Ipad playbooks only two hours a day during this phase, due to the epidemic of Carpal Tunnel Syndrome and possible future lawsuits.

It's isn't because of fear of injury, it is because Apple hasn't invented a product with more than two hours battery life.
 
tupperware;4560694 said:
Phase 1 for me starts this upcoming week. They can't make me flip the burgers or serve the customers. I'm pretty much free to just walk around the back of the restaurant and do as I please.

Then comes Phase 2, in which I can hold the spatula but I'm not allowed to operate the grill. I also do not have to wear my work apron yet.

Finally Phase 3 arrives and I actually have to do a little work but I'm still not required to serve the customers at all.

:lmao: :lmao2: :laugh2: :laugh1:
 
fortdick;4560769 said:
It's isn't because of fear of injury, it is because Apple hasn't invented a product with more than two hours battery life.
:D :D :bow:
 

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